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New: I write about Carol Vorderman's Sudoku, a Sudoku game endorsed by a game show personality some of you *might* have heard of.

(Likes, shares, comments appreciated, as always.)

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random 5AM thought:

Maybe we should abolish microwave ovens.

My birthday's in six days and I don't know what to do that day or what to ask for gift-wise.

Is this what it's like to be old? :(

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I slept through most of today and thanks to watching a let's play before I fell asleep, Mya's Everything or Nothing is stuck in my head.

Damn it.

It's 5:30am and I'm just now having dinner.

What is wrong with me

playing a game with those boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing 

I guess I associate this kind of game with the kind who publicly talk about their "waifus" without any sense of irony or shame about it.

Those people have *guts*, at least.

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playing a game with those boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing 

So I played a bit of Gal-Gun: Double Peace because I was morbidly curious.

On one hand, it's a fairly simple light gun shooter.

On the other hand, the game really goes hard on the panty shots and being pretty damn perverted.

I feel weird about it because I was thinking "haha this would be a laugh to play" but I'm legit weirded out by it.

I don't know how to feel right now.

Did you know being sick sucks???

It really sucks.

All the dumb or interesting mods I've downloaded over the years makes me wanna stream them just to see how goofy they would all be.

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So I was cleaning my downloads folder to remove junk I didn't need and I found out I downloaded a Half-Life mod where the scientists became ferrets.

I am not joking: youtube.com/watch?v=GJ0Yllx97M

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tired: faulting "lazy devs"
wired: faulting "meddling executives"

Also feel free to talk to me about game shows or something, I'm kind of a nerd on that front, idc

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Been sleeping too much today.

In my dreams, I was watching my idea of a Monopoly game show air.

Now that I'm awake it was probably a terrible idea and Monopoly should never be made into a game show ever again.

Oh boy, another Windows Update!

Time to turn Stereo Mix back on!

Time to put Loudness Equalization on my speakers!

Time to put digital vibrance back to 100% so everything doesn't look dull!

Why the fuck do these always get reset?

Also JESUS CHRIST THAT WEIRD AL ALBUM IS GONNA BE TWENTY YEARS OLD NEXT YEAR.

WHAT THE FUCK I REMEMBER BUYING THAT WHEN IT WAS *NEW*.

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Listening to Weird Al's "It's All About the Pentiums" is amusing because there's a lot of dated references but a few things that are still relevant 19 years after the original release.

dreams, accidents, violence 

Woke up from a dream where me and my partner were roaming around a country area looking for @squirrel and another friend.

At one point we hijacked a bus to get to maple's place, where my partner then got hit by a police car and got disoriented as we walked the rest of the way to some hospital cafeteria.

After we got some cookie dough ice cream on a pie, I woke up.

Nyquil dreams are *weird*.

For some reason this reminds me of the time when somebody joined TCRF to pimp his dumb video review on a game on said game's article and got banned for it.

Then the staff dug a bit deeper and turns out he was basically one of those SEO marketing dirtbags.

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