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When I was removing the old cable, I saw so many kinks and bends in the cables that I'm amazed we got *any* stable internet connection.

Clearly this was installed by an amateur. Or someone desperate to go home, either way.

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So a year or so back I upgraded to a new internet/TV package that was Quite A Steal™️ at the time.

The schmuck who wired the ethernet cables did it in a sloppy, "get it done so I can get out of here" sort of way: Sticking it on the ceiling, leaving giant gaps near corners, and wrapping it around the door jamb instead of drilling a hole through it.

That is likely the reason why my internet stopped working at 1:30AM last night.

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Today was quite a day.

Changed TV providers, fixed a year-long cable issue with my ISP...

Now I am content with relaxing.

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it's immensely amusing to me how you can just string 77 different italo disco songs with a straight drumline to tie them together and it sounds perfect youtube.com/watch?v=m3LJDpbPaX

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S ONCE IN A LIFETIME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DAVID BYRNE

Just woke up and for some reason my brain thought "Burger King foot lettuce" should play in my head in an endless loop.

I hate everything.

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I kinda miss how basically half of all late 90's/early 2000's electronics were housed in transparent plastic with loud colors.

What is spam according to Outlook:
- A newsletter covering right-wing news *that I subscribe to*
- A newsletter from Bethesda about me not playing Quake Champions recently

What isn't spam and ended up in my inbox:
- Some garbage email from a "recruitment department" that's clearly spammed to several emails and CCed to me.

Have I mentioned I fucking hate email sometimes?

hiveway? 

what the hell is going on with this "hiveway" garbage

welp, thanks to Giant Bomb's new scientific method, Power Moves will likely no longer be the worst game ever.

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That moment when you wish you could just be everywhere and give comforting hugs to those who need it

Where the frick is that teleporter technology, damn it

dreams, death 

Had a dream where I was late to school (?) and saw us get trapped outside while somebody shoots one of the other members dead.

Yet we were all listening to an audiobook-style game with barcodes? Maybe it wasn't meant to be real...

That moment when I go through Miitomo's photos and realize a lot of them is my Mii in a dress or skirt.

oh.

I know it's like 6PM over here but could someone inject me with the energy stuff so I could feel a little less sluggish? thanks.

wreck it ralph 2, icky part, memes psa 

So the trailer for Ralph Breaks the Internet hit and people are now using a specific part involving overstuffing a bunny as a meme.

That's a scene I found highly disturbing and I'd rather not see it at all, let alone for shitty memes, thanks

One day I should embrace my inner teenager and just recreate my Sonic OC from long ago.

After all, that's the reason I've *had* this online handle for so long...

help I'm listening to an instrumental version of Mr. Roboto on loop

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