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Cleaning out my closet and somehow I found 11 NES controllers.

Why the hell do I have that many

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i fucking forgot about lonk for a bit until that joke and now i'm just fucking laughing about lonk from pennsylvania y'all

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*bangs on desk* less gamer aesthetic, more cute girl aesthetic

It has been 100 days since Giant Bomb has done the science and ranked fighting games.

It feels so wrong to not see some science done for this long.

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uspol, nvpol, covid-19 

> Las Vegas Mayor offers city as "control group", "we offer to be a control group" to see how many people die without social distancing.

twitter.com/joshtpm/status/125

What the fuck. I don't—and would never—consent to being treated as a guinea pig during a pandemic.

New on the Secret Area: A little weekend writing about Call of Duty: Warzone, a battle royale mode that I should've disliked but somehow finally clicked.

asecretarea.com/2020/04/19/wee

Yesterday, a few friends and I were talking about the Crysis remaster, and it reminded me of a blog post I wrote back in 2014 about briefly playing games on Intel Integrated graphics.

And yes, it could run Crysis.

asecretarea.com/2014/03/05/exp

dang it I've been eating too many peanut butter eggs lately

gender 

had a dream where I was wearing stuff like a dress, tights and socks and felt so pretty

then I woke up and don't feel pretty anymore :blobsad:

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It’s April 13th!
Time to bang out some tunes with Neil!
🌈🎹🐀

I totally forgot that I didn't share that post here on Mastodon until now, whoops :blobnervous:

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I understand the current crisis with COVID-19 has made a lot of us struggle with money, and I understand that.

If you can't donate, I recommend sharing my stuff, like this post I made back in March about Strife, the Doom engine game that was abandonware for a long time: asecretarea.com/2020/03/16/str

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Decided to put an upcoming post on my Patreon, see how that works out.

If you wanna read about me finding a battle royale game that clicked for me, you can see it here: patreon.com/posts/35951484

Just $1 will get you early access to that post.

About two weeks ago, I saw that infamous Cats movie with @mavica and friends.

Right now, parts of one of the songs is looping in my head.

I hate it.

uspol 

Look, I understand people are bummed Bernie dropped out. So am I.

But I seriously can't stand those who are like "welp four more years of trump, why even bother"

Could we at least be *somewhat* optimistic here?

gaming, dumb tech support solution 

Okay, I didn't think alt-tabbing out of Modern Warfare 2019 and renaming the executable by putting a 1 at the end would stop the random crashing I was having, but it worked somehow. :blobshrug:

Rewrote an old blog post about stuff I got in 2014, and I forgot I bought Rayman Raving Rabbids for the GBA from a discount store.

It's still in the shrinkwrap with the original stickers.

I wonder if it's any good.

[to the tune of "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting"]
It's 11 o'clock and I wanna sleep
wanna get my body filled with z's

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