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what the heck I've been on HRT for 22 months???

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So I have this idea for a mastodon bot that randomly posts a car from a game show every half hour.

I've found 14 cars to feature so far, and I've got a long way to go

the time for pride is over

the time for wrath is now and forever

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"welcome to our fender reveal party!"

"don't you mean-"

"no."

*guitars emerge from everywhere. there are no fireworks, only riffs. only chaos. there are no genders. only rock.*

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selfie 

trying to get better at taking selfies of myself, for maximum cuteness

television preservation can be fun sometimes, as not only may you find stuff that isn't readily available, but also the commercials and promos throughout.

it's an outright time capsule.

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can't sleep so I decided to convert the rest of a VHS tape at 2 in the morning.

always forget how enjoyable that can be

New on the Secret Area, it's Total Overdose.

It's Grand Theft Auto meets Max Payne, with a bit of Mexican flavor. Ready to get spicy?

Likes, shares, and comments appreciated, as always.

asecretarea.com/2023/06/26/tot

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Nothing irks me more than hearing the announcement system for Trimet mispronounce "Couch."

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Yep, that's me.

And let's not even mention what happens when it runs into a mess and then just drags it all over the rest of my thoughts.

yo this cookies and cream latte ice cream slaps???

really need to find more trans folk that are a bit more plus-sized.

if anything to make myself feel a little better.

New on Patreon: It's Total Overdose.

A GTA/Max Payne hybrid with a bit of Mexican flavor.

Available now for all patrons: patreon.com/posts/total-overdo

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I'm not saying we live in the dumbest timeline, but these are all recent headlines.

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Playing Modern Warfare II while the Jeopardy! theme is playing hits kinda different ngl

yesterday me and my partner went to a place to get proper bra fittings since we hadn't done so ever.

honestly feels good to have like, a bra size to look out for when shopping now

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