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i need money. i want to work for said money but i can't find any avenue how. none of my job searches are turning up anything. could really use help

I seriously need to find more cool gay people on this here internet

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If women are so great why isn’t there a—HELL FUCKIN YEAH

So Atari's making an Atari 2600+ and my dumb game show-obsessed brain immediately went

"It's more than Atari 2600, it's Atari 2600 PLUS!"

then an amplified bass-boosted version of the Password Plus theme plays.

I think this was funnier in my head

I always tended to brush off hidden object games as something for casual gamer types that seem to flood the bargain bins of any grocery or office supply store, not really for me.

Turns out I was wrong, if Slingo Mystery: Who's Gold is any indication.

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So last year I found a Slingo game that was also a hidden object game.

I'm playing through it for a future Secret Area post and... it gets pretty wild in a way I didn't know hidden object games could.

you've heard of werewolf boyfriend, but how about werewolf toyfriend?

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ENTRP03G.ICO - Transport, Space

...Enterprise, Launches, Starships, Tardis, Ufos, Warp

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i almost forgot the glue to stick my pasta to my sauce — i’m so glad that my local supermarket has helpfully placed them together

It's funny how my stuff always gets linked on outside sites and is often linked as "A Secret Area," rather than "You Found a Secret Area," slightly missing the point of the blog name.

Then again, most of the time I tend to refer to it as "The Secret Area" so

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Right now if you search for "country in Africa that starts with the letter K":

- DuckDuckGo will link to an alphabetical list of countries in Africa which includes Kenya.

- Google, as the first hit, links to a ChatGPT transcript where it claims that there are none, and summarizes to say the same.

This is because ChatGPT at some point ingested this popular joke:

"There are no countries in Africa that start with K."
"What about Kenya?"
"Kenya suck deez nuts?"

Google Search is over.

I never thought I'd be down for slaughter maps in Quake II after suffering them in one of the unofficial expansions, Juggernaut for Quake II.

But it turns out you just need good levels to make those fun rather than the... absolute dredge of Juggernaut's.

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Quake II: Call of the Machine is a great addition to the 2023 remaster of Quake II.

It's basically "What if MachineGames made their own version of Arcane Dimensions, but for Quake II?"

That plus having levels that are slaughtermaps that feel fun to play helps too.

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did y'all hear about the werewolf stenographer who just got collared by her domme?

anyway, for more terrible jokes, lycan sub scribe

Continuing my Wheel of Fortune watch and *gosh* this TV looks so darn cool, I want it :blobreach:

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