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I beat Wolfenstein 3D on the Xbox 360 a few days ago, which lead me down a rabbit hole about the lesser-known Wolfenstein games, like the Spear of Destiny Mission Packs, something I wrote about 10 (!) years ago

Found out you can't get those on Steam anymore, just vanilla Spear of Destiny 😔

Anyway I updated this old article to reflect that new information (along with a few minor grammar/spelling changes):
asecretarea.com/2015/06/19/spe

One of those mornings where I'm listening to the same song on loop to keep myself grounded before having to go do a few things

that song? The Decemberists' The Perfect Crime #2.

Sometimes my dumb late night comforts are silly stuff like listening to scores from old TV shows

Turns out the score Alan Silvestri made for CHiPs is surprisingly damn good for a goofy cop drama show!

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people should really stop using numerically shortened words like i11n, l10n, a11y. type the whole fucking word, i don't want to play guessing games when reading.

oh dang, I can hear the rainstorm outside

quite tranquil

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Soda Drinker Pro is the most absurd video game I've ever played

And yet, I'm glad I played it because it's good to play a game with levity and weirdness sometimes

I watched last night's baseball game with some longtime friends in a discord voice call.

I realized that I have now experienced being sad at sports with friends, even if virtually.

Now I'm not sure what sport to rely on until the 2026 MLB season.

I mean, I *could* root for the NBA's Portland Trailblazers since they're my nearest national sports team, but they've been pretty mediocre for the past 3 decades, so

re: baseball 

All I hope for is that it doesn't take another 32 years for the Blue Jays to get to the World Series again.

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baseball 

I'm not really invested in sports, but I was genuinely hoping for a Blue Jays win, just to see an underdog team go all the way in a come-from-behind victory.

And per usual, the victory instead goes to the most boring-ass MLB team next to the fucking Yankees.

Congrats to any of my friends who are Dodgers fans, but fuck the Dodgers.

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oh god not again

already went through one extra innings world series game, and we're doing another

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How the hell do humans function?

We have psychosomatic symptoms we tell ourselves are real and then we convince ourselves that years of actual pain is psychosomatic

Maybe we just talked ourselves into working

Oh look I’m a bipedal ape. I make words! I’m sane!

We’ve played ourselves for fools

I've been playing Fable II for several hours and I've gotten to the point where I feel bored and uninterested with everything about it. I think that's a sign that I'm done playing it.

Absolutely unremarkable RPG that was only bolstered by the hubris of Peter Molyneux. Not really worth playing.

I wonder if there's a Bo Jackson of esports

I'd rather hear generic jock jams over this organ player at this point

well now what am I gonna do now that the game's finally over

I wanted to keep sharing dumb memes!

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