careful with letting a queer trans woman cook while stoned, because she will go all Scooby Doo on that and cook more than necessary

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tried dr pepper creamy coconut. has a weird cream soda aftertaste to it. not a fan.

I'm starting to believe dr pepper should not have any more specialty flavors

23 is enough

anxiety likes doing bad things to the brain, like "oh am I replying to this person too much?? have I become a reply girl??"

why do brains suck!!!!!!!

Learning bass not to play a song with an iconic bass riff, but to play the bassline of the intro to Short Circuit 2: youtube.com/watch?v=Kb6YJhpdls

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bev, why are you making puppy chow at 3 in the morning?

because I've lost control of my life

review of the hamburger helper cheeseburger macaroni microwave cups:

it's okay but not as good as cooking it yourself, 5/10

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somehow in my travels today I spotted a Mitsubishi Delica.

Just seeing this car in my neck of the woods is surprising, really

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i think hormones should be OTC. i think necessary medication should be free. i think HRT is necessary medication

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let's hear it for "set it and forget it" web hosting. pages that were last modified some time in the Bush administration that are still up because the bill keeps being paid and nothing else. fuck a framework update raw HTML is forever

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I'm in "caffeinated shitpost" mode, I gotta get these out somewhere

I swear, the 1980s Hollywood Squares has probably one of the best game show openings out there

Granted, it's bolstered by the booming voice of Shadoe Stevens and the catchy jams of Stormy Sacks, but hey, still top ten worthy

Turns out changing your phone's notification sound from something obnoxious (the "AUGH!" sound from Donkey Kong Country) to something comforting (the ding from Wheel of Fortune) makes all the difference in the world

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New Secret Area post: It's Unreal.

Epic Games and Digital Extremes' foray into the first-person shooter genre was pretty mindblowing for 1998, and it's the only classic FPS I *hadn't* written about yet.

Shares and comments appreciated, as always.

asecretarea.com/2026/04/14/unr

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