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grousing about internet personalities and their "humor" 

Yeah, I can't watch any more of this, can't believe people enjoy this crap in 2017, my god.

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grousing about internet personalities and their "humor" 

Man it's hard to watch a series of videos of dudes playing old demo disks on modern PC when they're saying dumb racist, sexist and hitler jokes every other video.

Like could we raise the bar on humor just a *little* bit here

You know technology is rad when you can play local multiplayer games online with friends thanks to a program.

Even if it's playing games like Re-Volt on the N64.

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wheel of fortune is on in the other room and the solution to the last puzzle was "pineapple pizza". i'm calling the FCC

clothes, clothes and more clothes.

and a hairbrush.

I'm honestly okay with this, more clothes gives me better variety with what I can wear.

Awake at 3AM watching a Twitch stream of old game shows.

How are y'all celebrating your Christmas so far? :P

One of these days I must learn how to compose music so I can make silly synth ditties and make Art of Noise-style music.

Synthpop remixes of classic TV themes are still cool, right?

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politics, rich businessmen 

Is it bad that I don't like certain businessmen like Elon Musk?

There's possibly good *intentions*, but they're still rich assholes who use the labor of hard workers as a throne so they can be treated like gods.

Eat the rich.

You work at a video games website assisting in content for like eight years, continuing your work freelance and *that's* the thing you get famous for: A dumb reaction gif.

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I just found out Drew Scanlon's on Good Morning America because of the dumb blinking white guy meme and that's gotta be the most surreal thing ever

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pro tipz:

- mining shitcoin in the browser is laughably inefficient
- it eats your computer resources & requires your computer run at 100%
- no more throttling your CPU when you're idling it reading a webpage
- this in turn drains batteries and heats components, reducing lifespan
- turns your device into a short-lived glorified heater for literal pennies of profit

the only place buttcoins, buttcoin miners, and people who love the prior to belong is in the garbage

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New on the Secret Area: Let's wrap up 2017 with... a review of an album of punk rock covers for a Tony Hawk game.

Check it here: youfoundasecret.wordpress.com/

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boost this if you got a crush on me or you like chocolate pudding

facespace decided to remind me that on this day last year, "We Are Number One" was stuck in my head.

And now it's stuck in my head again. God damn it.

On the bright side, my birthday's next month so if I have second thoughts I'll get one anyway. :V

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soreness, pain 

It's been two days since I've done anything substantial and my pain has now moved up to migraine status.

It doesn't help I practically covered myself in any heat source I had, which probably made it worse.

I've officially entered the life of an adult, where my christmas goodies consist more of useful things rather than toys.

This sucks. :P

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My christmas wishlist so far consist of underwear, socks, a new hairbrush and a river otter plush.

I keep considering a video game system but I already got enough games so I have to keep telling myself "No, you don't need that PS4 or Xbox One, dude."

Oops, I slept too much today and didn't really do a whole lot.

I need to convince myself that's okay sometimes.

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