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whose prick i gotta suck to get a ginger ale around here

feeling nauseous and exhausted and shitty all the time as a bit

breathing like i just ran a marathon but i haven't done anything today except exist

trans ramble w/ mention of nasty biological stuff 

@mavica "Be glad you don't get periods"

Thank you, random woman, for reminding me viscerally of how I can't bear children

Senior prank idea: hack the PA system and use it to hypnotize the faculty into legally changing their names to Chandler Bing

just want to sleep please let me sleep i need sleep i'm sorry for whatever i did just let me sleep again please

@mavica mavi's my favorite bunny ever. I love byte more than anything and I can't wait for us to be in Canada so I can hold byte and hug byte and kiss byte all the time <33333

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!