General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

this is a cat but pretend it's a bun for now

the vitamin d i was prescribed probably has something to do with it as well. keep your levels healthy and normal if you can, friends.

it helps that i don't seem to have as much stomach capacity as i used to. yesterday's dinner was extremely classic but my dessert ended up mostly untouched o,o

been staying at a (compared to previous) comfortable 225 the last couple weeks despite holidays throwing my eating habits off balance and drinking a fair amount of soda. a good sign?

Christmas music ranked 2018:

1. *NSYNC - Home for Christmas (album)
2. George Michael - Last Christmas

these are the only good christmas songs. the rest are shit. dreadful garbage. get em outta here.

If you enjoy Christmas/the holiday season: I hope yours was another fantastic and special one.

If you do not enjoy the holidays, for any reason: Hey. You made it through. I'm proud of you.

I came out to one of my sisters just a few days ago. She was the one person I absolutely trust with this knowledge and I'm she reminded me once again why by (secretly) giving me this. <3

HOME! Time to further unmake the weight loss I've achieved by gorging on pizza rolls, mountain dew, and ice cream. merry holidays <3

My dinner upon getting home tonight will probably be McDonald's so I just needed to release a little ethical frustration ;;

"Capitalism is inherently a system of exploitation and selling out your moral compass in exchange for instant fleeting gratification" I scream through hot tears in response to my Subway sandwich artist asking me if I want my sub toasted

*bunny noises*

The haircut receiver

He'll yeah, it's a motherfreaking cat

Pretty amped to go to my aunt's annual Christmas Eve gathering and probably sit in the guest room playing hyrule warriors or smth

Don't eat the rich. Human meat is gristly and not nutritious. It's garbage food, people. Put them in the disposal and eat a raccoon or smth if you're trying to tear your insides up

I am a hurricane

I just knocked over a pizza pan at my dad's because I was going to shoot my hands up to make a stupid gesture so I guess I'm still 12 actually

i got trazodone and melatonin tonight so if I I'm not just completely knocked out until noon tomorrow I'll be confident I've evolved past the need for sleep and will stop trying

Frick