Currently I'm an NPC townie. I stand in front of the item shop and complain about how things haven't been the same since the old windmill at the abandoned manse started spinning out of control. I hope that if I do this for long enough I will be allowed to graduate to a tutorial giver, or even a tutorial party member.

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**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Jan 01, 2019, 00:04

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Jan 01, 2019, 00:04

Jan 01, 2019, 00:04

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Update: I have currently established myself as part of a mythos

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**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 23:15

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**niki** @behold3r@social.mootech.eu · Dec 31, 2018, 23:15

Dec 31, 2018, 23:15

niki @behold3r@social.mootech.eu

hello from the year 2019

I come to inform you that 2019 is good so far:
+ mouses still exist
+ I am still very gay

**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 23:06

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**Peakacho** @letslai@lgbt.io · Dec 31, 2018, 23:06

Dec 31, 2018, 23:06

Peakacho @letslai@lgbt.io

this year better be very gay

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 22:07

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 22:07

Dec 31, 2018, 22:07

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

Thinking about becoming canon

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 21:41

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 21:41

Dec 31, 2018, 21:41

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

The singular form of "amoeba" is "amiibo".

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 21:40

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 21:40

Dec 31, 2018, 21:40

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nsfw text, self-service/rosie palms, shitpost

at least i'll be a better houseguest from now on?

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**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 21:39

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 21:39

Dec 31, 2018, 21:39

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

nsfw text, self-service/rosie palms

i've finally accepted that the tub is no longer an efficient or rewarding place for me to get off

**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 21:36

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**niki** @behold3r@social.mootech.eu · Dec 31, 2018, 21:36

Dec 31, 2018, 21:36

niki @behold3r@social.mootech.eu

I'm a pretty girl :o

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 21:32

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 21:32

Dec 31, 2018, 21:32

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

clean bun now ✨

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**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 20:09

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 20:09

Dec 31, 2018, 20:09

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

i wanna play vid-e-o games with all my cute gay friends <3333

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 19:19

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 19:19

Dec 31, 2018, 19:19

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

bun needs shower 🚿

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 17:39

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 17:39

Dec 31, 2018, 17:39

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

Is Adam Duritz's hair real? Feel free to sound off in the comments

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**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 17:38

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 17:38

Dec 31, 2018, 17:38

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

It's 12/31 so you better fuckin believe I'm blasting A Long December all day today

**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 05:05

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**Zandorp the Foolish** @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 05:05

Dec 31, 2018, 05:05

Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

Haha, yes, hello fellow meat sacks. I, too, am a homo sapien. Please, provide me with your personal queries so we may form a pleasant social relationship.

**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 04:52

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**Zandorp the Foolish** @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 04:52

Dec 31, 2018, 04:52

Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

I DON'T EXIST! I scream to myself as my actions have consequences in real time

**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 05:37

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**Vampyre, Esq.** @densetsu@mspsocial.net · Dec 31, 2018, 05:37

Dec 31, 2018, 05:37

Vampyre, Esq. @densetsu@mspsocial.net

I know your cat is perfect, but mine is perfect, too. #catsofmastodon

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**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 05:11

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**Zandorp the Foolish** @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 05:11

Dec 31, 2018, 05:11

Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

A white man with a waxed mustache and red plaid flannel button-up sits in his minimalist industrial style living room sipping kombucha and staring at his succulent collection. He sighs and pulls out his phone from his Carhartt pants pocket, taking a deep breath before speaking.

"Siri, can you show me a yoga flow that will save my marriage?"

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 01:29

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 01:29

Dec 31, 2018, 01:29

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

time for dindin

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pronouns: she/her

band/artist of the now: japanese breakfast

cuteness status: it's complicated

bun?: bunbunbun

26, trans girl, aspiring cutie

I have megacrushes on @mavica and @m1st

Like music and want to do music

Like hugs, want hugs, need hugs

My avatar was made by Cyber!! <3 - https://www.deviantart.com/cyboarnetic

Occasional NSFW - you've been warned (':

Joined Dec 2018

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