Haha, yes, hello fellow meat sacks. I, too, am a homo sapien. Please, provide me with your personal queries so we may form a pleasant social relationship.

**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 04:52

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**Zandorp the Foolish** @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 04:52

Dec 31, 2018, 04:52

Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

I DON'T EXIST! I scream to myself as my actions have consequences in real time

**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 05:37

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**Vampyre, Esq.** @densetsu@mspsocial.net · Dec 31, 2018, 05:37

Dec 31, 2018, 05:37

Vampyre, Esq. @densetsu@mspsocial.net

I know your cat is perfect, but mine is perfect, too. #catsofmastodon

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**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 05:11

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**Zandorp the Foolish** @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 05:11

Dec 31, 2018, 05:11

Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

A white man with a waxed mustache and red plaid flannel button-up sits in his minimalist industrial style living room sipping kombucha and staring at his succulent collection. He sighs and pulls out his phone from his Carhartt pants pocket, taking a deep breath before speaking.

"Siri, can you show me a yoga flow that will save my marriage?"

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 01:29

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 01:29

Dec 31, 2018, 01:29

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

time for dindin

**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 01:26

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**Zandorp the Foolish** @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 01:26

Dec 31, 2018, 01:26

Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

This one is just a doodle page lol

#art #mastoart #doodle #digital

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**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 01:23

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**Zandorp the Foolish** @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 01:23

Dec 31, 2018, 01:23

Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

Gf and I. Not 100% in love with how this one came out but is cute

#art #mastoart #digital #monster #monstersona #furry #fursona

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**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 01:20

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**Zandorp the Foolish** @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 01:20

Dec 31, 2018, 01:20

Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

This one is my pfp. My 'sona, Syvyx. God bless this twerp.

#art #mastoart #furry #monster #monstersona #fursona #digital

**General Zellativity** · Dec 31, 2018, 01:15

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**Zandorp the Foolish** @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es · Dec 31, 2018, 01:15

Dec 31, 2018, 01:15

Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

Cursed art, probably pure evil

This one is just so evil and i'm not unconvinced it's evil

#art #mastoart #digital

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**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 23:29

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 23:29

Dec 30, 2018, 23:29

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

mild lewd

LAE: I mean, what's your name

me, suddenly wearing a matching outfit and showing off the tattoo of their face i just got: let's adopt first before we look into surrogacy

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**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 23:26

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 23:26

Dec 30, 2018, 23:26

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

mild lewd

me: i'm demisexual

literally anyone ever: hi you're cute

me: take me now, take me hard

LAE: wha?

me: we should get married on a thursday, nobody ever gets married on thursday

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**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 23:25

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 23:25

Dec 30, 2018, 23:25

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

mild lewd

i think being told i'm cute might be an actual fetish of mine

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 22:44

**General Zellativity** @Zelli@computerfairi.es · Dec 30, 2018, 22:44

Dec 30, 2018, 22:44

General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

like i'm sure there are some fine and delicious aspics out there but they seem almost universally designed to look as alien and unsettling as possible

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