General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

having even the vestiges of a plan to get better is so relieving

what do I do

whose prick i gotta suck to get a ginger ale around here

feeling nauseous and exhausted and shitty all the time as a bit

breathing like i just ran a marathon but i haven't done anything today except exist

Bam Margherita

Senior prank idea: hack the PA system and use it to hypnotize the faculty into legally changing their names to Chandler Bing

just want to sleep please let me sleep i need sleep i'm sorry for whatever i did just let me sleep again please

Generic Fortress Knight: YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!!!! *ting! no damage*

Bernadetta: SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!!!! *hurls a javelin for 78 dmg*

A Fire Emblem: Three Houses mod where everything is the same except all the critical hit voice clips are replaced with Happy Gilmore

@mavica I love you.

@syrup I wish I could hold you in my arms and fall asleep

@syrup I love you.

If the only Natalie Imbruglia song you know is Torn fuck you

if you like your gender, you can keep it

Getting fired for sending a company-wide email wishing everyone a happy 9/11