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When was the last time you've cried?
Boosts appreciated for better probing

ALRIGHT! My petition to the government of Canada, to allow the claiming of asylum by trans people by reason of their country passing trans-eliminationist laws, is now LIVE.

petitions.ourcommons.ca/en/Pet

If you are a Canadian Citizen, or a Permanent Resident, you are eligible. PLEASE DO NOT SIGN IF YOU ARE NOT IN THESE CATEGORIES.

Feel free to post the link anywhere you think it'll get traction. I'm modestly hoping we can get 10k signatures in 120 days.

Fly, my pretties! Fly!

The fastest steam locomotive was named after the fastest of creatures (The Mallard)

@ultranurd oh I’m okay! This came up in the context of a work conversation, not a physical event

As verbs go, one of the worst ones to find yourself doing unexpectedly is “plummet”

@rmondello and probably the need to visit the restroom for the fifth time that day, if your experience is anything like mine

@mavica_again I recorded two videos of myself pronouncing it this way, and then deleted them because they were both too accursed

fitness, mild blood, werewolf, implied tf 

In 2019 I ran Buckin' Hell, a brutal 30k mountain race. I finished bloody, dusty, ahead of my goal time, elated. Then, that night, it was time to eat back some of the burned calories. Shame about the torn Coast Mountain tank top.

An incredible piece by @Sherat20@twitter.com, just in time for !

does anyone in the have any resources about that aren't unprepared GPs wanking on about "just exercise"? my girlfriend is and struggling with excruciating pain every single day and the best we can do is overdose on ibuprofen and cbd because nothing else is available to us

please boost and please do not reply with US-only drugs and only drug names that we can't access without a lucky lottery ticket

[Kris Straub voice] Me, me! I’m a minestrone man!

hrt that makes u grow a snout and tail

@aquinton you could absolutely pull off a red hooded cloak and eat a grandma by tricking her into thinking you’re her granddaughter. I’m sure if it.

@crazy_pony I ordered my very first werewolf gloves and feet from @YsengrinWolf by telephone in 1997! I mailed him a dang money order from CANADA

It’s Werewolf Wednesday, when it’s customary to compliment me on what you imagine my fangs and claws must look like

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