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the girls call me a theremin the way I make weird noises when they get close

if we are friends and you think the Van Helsing (2004) werewolf represents "the best werewolf design", we can still be friends, but i am never going to ask for your input on aesthetic matters, or put you in a position where your choices can embarrass me

LB: I have commissioned mavica and been gifted art by it and they are among my favourite things to have as my avatar. This is my Macintosh System 7 monochrome portrait as done by @mavica_again. It’s current my Zoom profile pic at work, and it’s probably the best likeness of any art I’ve received. For real, commission it!

hi i need money would you like to buy some hand crafted pixels #commissions #pixelart maple.pet/commissions bring your face, bring a picture, bring a pet, that's right, we'll draw your pet

if you can't commission me i promise clicking the boost button below is free

If you're going to be in Squamish for the races (running or volunteering) and you wanna meet up, please let me know. I'm headed up there solo to run the 50 miler, and I would love to run with someone, or hang out after package pickup, or cheer you on at the 50k/23k finish.

@aquinton HELLO FELLOW RUNNERS I HEARD THE HOTTEST PLACE FOR US RUNNERS ON THE TRAIL IS T h e C o l o s s a l P i l l a r o f W a s p E g g s LETS GO DO NOT BRING SPORT GELS

*leaning in way too close to the mic* conditions are perfect, Senator

i really need stable income but since jobs aren't real anymore i'm taking any help i can get. i have a ko-fi you can send money to and there's even some pins left to buy there. i have a patreon where i don't have any rewards because i couldn't think of any and nobody has suggested any yet. you can also get a pixel portrait for a very reasonable price. or you can tell your employer about me

@jsonbecker me and like five different Vancouver restaurants. The Naam, Sawadee, Peaceful, Banana Leaf, Rue 909 Sushi

"Respect all pronouns" includes people who want to be referred to as it/its.

No "well...". No "but...". It's not YOUR choice to make.

That is all I have to say about that. This is not up for debate.

one of my favorite commissions ever, and its several years old at this point. I'd just found a brush that clicked with me for this, I felt ALIVE #art #mastoart #furry

*does a Mode 7 cartwheel from a standing start and lands right next to you* hey

Selfie, fitness, injury 

My haters rejoiced yesterday when I fell down the stairs while holding a plate of snacks in one hand and a full cup of coffee in the other, acquiring an eggplant-coloured bruise on my ass the size and shape of a banana. To those haters I say: hello from the trail, motherfuckers

I’m peering down from the tower window in my dilapidated castle, cackling and wringing my hands: a celeb beloved by many, who I personally find extremely irritating, is in trouble in the news

Sisterhood is when someone who knows you messages you to discuss sincere & cathartic monster feelings and then illustrates the point with a KC Green comic

Some exciting personal news! I am so proud to introduce you to a new addition to our family.

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