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lewd dumb railway joke 

I alway feel bad for the freight cars that have been stencilled with "DO NOT HUMP"

Canadians and Permanent Residents: I'm going to share this parliamentary petition started in my community. Please consider signing. The call is for the Government of Canada to extend rights to seek asylum to transgender persons affected by eliminationist laws and targetting in their own countries.

petitions.ourcommons.ca/en/Pet

Started by @oldladyplays and the MP sponsoring is Mike Morrice.

Selfie, fitness 

How it started / how it ended.

60K in 10:03:53 while repping . And that’s my first

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Aah the insane feeling of the pre-dawn drive to the start line. All the little weird observances. When I’m next in this car I’ll be done. When I’m playing BotW on the Airbnb’s giant TV it means I’ll be done.

Werewolf thought, intrusive but positive 

I want a werewolf to bite me extremely hard on the neck, shoulder, or arm

version 0.0.1 of my new browser extension is coming along nicely.

The Mario, Tetris and Sonic movies are all so good, they should make Goldeneye into a movie.

Selfie 

On our way to package pickup and a panel with the elite runners. Trying to assuage my nerves with caffeine, which will certainly work.

Special jail for people who start a new paragraph after every sentence they write.

I would like to turn all the pain and sadness felt by those I care about into a single black bone. A femur of mirrored charcoal. And then I would take it in my enormous shaggy jaws and shatter it into glitter and kohl and breathe it in and swallow it and remove it from this world

i've posted another update to our fundraiser: i'm no longer leaving today! we decided to extend my stay here thanks to the help of everyone who donated so far which has enabled us to get a head start on the bureaucracy involved in getting us married. we're officially engaged! but we could still use whatever help we can get, so please boost! :boost_ok: gofundme.com/f/get-taylor-and-

showing off my appreciation for concrete, Infrastructure, and strange shapes

🎞️: Ilford PanF+

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Waiting for the day that all other english-sounding names on amazon are taken and I'm ordering a USB cable from somebody named GANGRENE

i made a new web site in less than an hour because the old one broke in ways i don't want to fix argylewerewolf.com

u have to be very quiet when hacking so the coputer doesn't hear you. thats why its called ssh

hi please hire me i have over 8 years professional experience making computers do what i want and i've been failing to get a job anywhere for almost a whole year now and i need not to be homeless please

mynameiser.in/
maple.pet/tech

#transcrowdfund #mutualaid #hireme #fedihire

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