Happy 30th birthday to the Morris Worm, the most famous worm to prove that networked computers can be threatened by insufficiently reasoned noble intent, not just obviously malicious intent.
@troubleMoney "Time Crisis"
slightly lewd
@lynnesbian "shit or miss" sounds like the name of a game where you gamble on that piece of chocolate you ate actually being a chocolate laxative.
It looks like the simplest & long-term easiest thing for me to make a generated static website is going to be a makefile running page bodies through docutils & feeding the results into templates written in m4 macros.
reST is mature & unlikely to change, but make & m4 are in posix, which means they'll stay the same for the rest of my life as long as I avoid GNU extensions.
so much for lightweight markup
py36-rst2html5 on a year-old Celeron Braswell CPU: 1.05 seconds.
py36-rst2html5 on a 10-year-old Core 2 Quad Kentsfield CPU: 0.55 seconds.
Same OS, same version, same input file, just different hardware. ... Wat.
I'm mad now. CW imagery of modern hate symbolism
@JulieSqveakaroo
That's gotta be way beyond carelessness, yeah.
@Lumi The instances having problems are using Wasabi for S3 services, & that's what's down.
Okay, so I have to put this on imgur because image uploads aren't working here at the moment due to a certain service that shall be named as wasabi
Caption: Newspaper clipping with headline "Mastodon yells at cloud", the image below that is of the fluffy elephant friend yelling at a cloud above superimposed with the wasabi logo
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