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Fifty years ago just a few days from now, we landed people on the surface of the Moon. Now, one of the guidance computers that helped make it happen is mining bitcoin. How many hashes per second, you ask? 10.3 *seconds* per *hash.* righto.com/2019/07/bitcoin-min

My office keeps getting checks mailed from a guy named William Payment. He keeps using a shorter form of his name.

I saw someone mention using the SMPTE test pattern as a pride flag so here's an experiment:

current motto: "Everyone has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a seperate production environment."

@monorail Mastodon keeps eating the open-bracket between "if" and "-d".

@monorail One-liner for your ~/.bashrc:

nano() { if [ -d ${!#} ]; then cd ${!#}; else /usr/bin/nano $@; fi }

It checks the last argument, whether it's the only one or not.

Spotted in a Makefile, kicking myself for not putting it in mine:

# a must!
love:
@Echo "Not war, eh?"

@roxy@snouts.online I have to choose between turning JS on or turning CSS off when I load certain news sites, & that's definitely the norm when CSS is off.

subtoot, functional programming, ranty 

"Haskell/OCaml/some other FP meme: it is not possible to write useful programs in these languages"

Haskell: git-annex, Propellor, xmonad, pandoc, shellcheck
Clojure: Riemann, Jepsen, Datomic
Erlang: rabbitmq, SimpleDB, WhatsApp, ejabberd, CouchDB

Plenty of companies built stuff with these languages too. Just saying. Maybe you can't write useful programs in these languages. That's you. Not the language.

GEOS was already pushing the limits of what a Mac-like general purpose GUI could do on an 8-bit, but BSW's copy protection schemes very nearly ensured GEOS wouldn't outlive their exit from the Commodore market.

Firefox browsers around the world are disabling addons because an intermediary certificate Mozilla uses for signing addons just expired a few hours ago. Somebody at Mozilla either dropped the ball or forgot that ball was there.

bleepingcomputer.com/news/soft

"At a Twitter all-hands meeting on March 22, an employee asked a blunt question: Twitter has largely eradicated Islamic State propaganda off its platform. Why can’t it do the same for white supremacist content?

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[Another] employee argued that, on a technical level, content from Republican politicians could get swept up by algorithms aggressively removing white supremacist material."

motherboard.vice.com/en_us/art

It's consuming me because at long last I'm *able* to. There's docs, disassemblies, & reimplementations in easy reach now.

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