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A RAR file, notable for being a mainly-Windows format (Winrar, anyone?), named like a gzip file, notable for being a mainly-Unix/Linux format, containing a Windows executable. That's why I think I was spear-phished by an idiot. Anyway,
VirusTotal container scan: virustotal.com/gui/file/c4254a
VirusTotal contents scan: virustotal.com/gui/file/c4b106

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I think I was just spear-phished by an idiot. A typical "DHL consignment couldn't be delivered" spam sent to my ISP's abuse desk, but the attachment was named "DHL_RECEIPT.PDF.gz". Who gzip's anything on Windows? (Does Windows even *have* gzip support?) Anyway, save & check out:

BTW, if you're bored and have a half hour, here's Berkeley Softworks' GEOS 2.0 demo disk. The demo proper has no sound, but I added a full-time sound track. youtube.com/watch?v=0ZJynzIVQG

Don't blindly believe everything you read online, tempting as that is. Do your homework first. This video series will help you do it well: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8d

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Remember the lobster from the GEOS demo? It apparently has a hidden history, only a part of which was ever revealed: "[...] been multiplying so fast we've had to build new corrals and feeding troughs just to keep up with our stock. We can't even ship them off to makret fast enough before they've gone and created more of [...]"

Fifty years ago just a few days from now, we landed people on the surface of the Moon. Now, one of the guidance computers that helped make it happen is mining bitcoin. How many hashes per second, you ask? 10.3 *seconds* per *hash.* righto.com/2019/07/bitcoin-min

My office keeps getting checks mailed from a guy named William Payment. He keeps using a shorter form of his name.

I saw someone mention using the SMPTE test pattern as a pride flag so here's an experiment:

current motto: "Everyone has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a seperate production environment."

@monorail Mastodon keeps eating the open-bracket between "if" and "-d".

@monorail One-liner for your ~/.bashrc:

nano() { if [ -d ${!#} ]; then cd ${!#}; else /usr/bin/nano $@; fi }

It checks the last argument, whether it's the only one or not.

Spotted in a Makefile, kicking myself for not putting it in mine:

# a must!
love:
@Echo "Not war, eh?"

@roxy@snouts.online I have to choose between turning JS on or turning CSS off when I load certain news sites, & that's definitely the norm when CSS is off.

subtoot, functional programming, ranty 

"Haskell/OCaml/some other FP meme: it is not possible to write useful programs in these languages"

Haskell: git-annex, Propellor, xmonad, pandoc, shellcheck
Clojure: Riemann, Jepsen, Datomic
Erlang: rabbitmq, SimpleDB, WhatsApp, ejabberd, CouchDB

Plenty of companies built stuff with these languages too. Just saying. Maybe you can't write useful programs in these languages. That's you. Not the language.

GEOS was already pushing the limits of what a Mac-like general purpose GUI could do on an 8-bit, but BSW's copy protection schemes very nearly ensured GEOS wouldn't outlive their exit from the Commodore market.

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