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Have I mentioned I like L-shaped furries recently? Anyway, this is my work desktop, and I'm finally, *finally*, going to start writing up how I made the fancy group of desktop icons and framing, and how I maintain it, this week.

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It took literal days of searching, poring over hundreds, maybe thousands, of results, but I did finally manage to find what I was looking for: Programs that compute sun and moon data (one in Perl, another in Ruby), then print them in a form shellscripts love.

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It's amazing and appalling just how many questions for "how to get <computable almanac data> in bash" wind up being "just use curl on <website> and parse that data" answers.

Just-use-curl folks, I know it's shocking, but...

I have a computer.
It's pretty good at computing.

I don't want to depend on someone else's computer, that might get turned off at any time, and that's only reachable by an often crappy 'Net connection.

today is the only day you can boost this but only if you also live in purple grid world

Fifty years ago tonight, two people walked on the surface of a world not the Earth for the first time in recorded history. Dr. Carl Sagan had this to say about what that night meant: planetary.org/blogs/guest-blog

@Kye@snouts.online @Saxxon Crap, you're right. I got that confused with his kids' lawsuit.

@Saxxon Selfies weren't a thing yet, so the second person on the moon is the one in all the sharp photographic shots, including the MTV shot. Sadly, after coming back to the earth, he's the one who had to put up with moon landing deniers, and recently (only a year or two ago) he finally broke and gave one a well-deserved punch in the face.

hrt 

really? i just have to put this gel on every day and i'll turn into some kind of cat

I'm a ✨ sparkly shellscript princess ✨ and you can be, too! Today I wrote about finding what's up on a private subnet (such as a LAN) quickly with ping. thornton2.com/unix/shellscript

It's actually quicker than nmap:
$ time nmap -T5 -sP 192.168.0.0-255
17.90 real 0.08 user 0.06 sys
$ time findip 192.168.0
0.96 real 0.00 user 0.27 sys

@arilin I sometimes wonder just how many folks have forgotten he sold it to them & doesn't own it anymore.

A RAR file, notable for being a mainly-Windows format (Winrar, anyone?), named like a gzip file, notable for being a mainly-Unix/Linux format, containing a Windows executable. That's why I think I was spear-phished by an idiot. Anyway,
VirusTotal container scan: virustotal.com/gui/file/c4254a
VirusTotal contents scan: virustotal.com/gui/file/c4b106

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I think I was just spear-phished by an idiot. A typical "DHL consignment couldn't be delivered" spam sent to my ISP's abuse desk, but the attachment was named "DHL_RECEIPT.PDF.gz". Who gzip's anything on Windows? (Does Windows even *have* gzip support?) Anyway, save & check out:

BTW, if you're bored and have a half hour, here's Berkeley Softworks' GEOS 2.0 demo disk. The demo proper has no sound, but I added a full-time sound track. youtube.com/watch?v=0ZJynzIVQG

Don't blindly believe everything you read online, tempting as that is. Do your homework first. This video series will help you do it well: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8d

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Remember the lobster from the GEOS demo? It apparently has a hidden history, only a part of which was ever revealed: "[...] been multiplying so fast we've had to build new corrals and feeding troughs just to keep up with our stock. We can't even ship them off to makret fast enough before they've gone and created more of [...]"

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