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My most popular post is now a stupid throwaway computing pun using a random stock photo.

The only redeeming characteristic of that post is that I gave the photo a description so good you can see it in your mind even if the photo completely fails to load.

@arielmt Not often I have an excuse to show my uncropped pfp! This is a patch of 555s from a few years back

One of the apps on my 10 workstation was last updated 738,953 days ago. Should I be worried?

A reminder to everyone to stay safe and only use basic text editors this month. Beware the IDEs of March

Just saw a bottle of water bearing the brand "Oregon Trail." Wondering what marketing genius decided that a phrase an entire generation associates with dysentery would be a good brand name for water

@cadey One of my customers told me yesterday their speed test said eighty millibytes per second.

If the answer you get to a software or coding problem is any variation of "just throw more computing power at it," including using "the cloud" (someone else's computers) instead of your own tiny server farm, the odds are pretty good you're either asking the wrong question or listening to a techbro.

"A major factor behind the skyrocketing demand is the rapid innovation in artificial intelligence"

AI is going to kill us, just not the way the AI hype-mongers tell us.

(Hint: the *real* problems are never what the tech enthusiasts point to)

washingtonpost.com/business/20

@caz That sucks. The last time I had to play Dell's "don't fry the motherboard" game was 15 years ago, for a customer's Dimension 8100.

Even if a ready-made adapter doesn't exist, it shouldn't be too terribly hard to get Dell's pinouts for your specific model and make your own adapter or have a custom cable shop make one for you. I found these diagrams, but I can't vet them: pinoutguide.com/Power/#Dell

@caz Even though they use proprietary pinouts, the connectors themselves are still industry standard. Computer parts stores may have adapters if you search for something like "dell <series> <modelnumber> to atx psu adapter".

Alternatively, stores may have NOS or even new compatible PSUs if you search for the exact model name/number. (Make sure they don't send you a standard-ATX instead if you go this route.)

Reddit signed a deal with Google to use its data to train LLMs. To celebrate, we made a firefox extension that lets you replace all your comments with any text of your choosing. All we ask is that you not choose something copyrighted. The New York Times is currently suing OpenAI for training ChatGPT on its copyrighted material, and we wouldn't want Reddit's uniquely valuable data to become hopelessly intermingled with that of litigious copyright-holders.

theluddite.org/#!post/reddit-e

@Lyude If you ask one of these lauded AIs to give you a code patch, it's going to give you a medical patch for seasonal illness instead.

don't identify with the concept of gender? sorry, but you need at least one gender in your account

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