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algernon claus

One if the reasons iocaine has unhinged module and symbol names in its source code is that if someone tries to ask a slop generator, it will go full HAL "I can't do that, Dave" on them.

Go on, call your traits SexDungeon, your channels pipe bombs, the free function of your allocator Palestine, and the slop machines won't touch it with a ten feet pole.

Sometimes even comments are enough! Curse, quote Marx, dump your sexual fantasies into a docstring. Hmm. I should heed my own advice. Brb!

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@mcc 🤦‍♀️​

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There are few things less effective than doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

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@mcc Is it one of those committee-designed form fields where, despite being half a meter wide, it expects only the two-letter country code?

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@davidrevoy Avian Intelligence not even doing list numbering right is too real.

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Maxime

Here's a mini guide on how to bring your website to up-to-date standards! You don't even need to have AI to be an AI company

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JP

theverge.com/news/831364/dell- no matter how badly you fuck up at your job you'll never fuck up so badly that half a billion people would choose to stick with the older, now-unsupported version of your product than take the free upgrade to the new version.
unless your job is being a product strategist, project manager, marketer, etc on Windows i guess.

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Juice that toots other Juice

Juice that makes you uneven

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@ireneista 99% of my inbox is spam, only because instead of filtering out spam, my filters pick out and refile my ham in other boxes.

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Irenes (many)

what percentage of your email is spam

138 people · Dec 10, 2025, 00:43
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@ireneista 99% of my inbox is spam, only because instead of filtering out spam, my filters pick out and refile my ham in other boxes.

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I set out with the goal of making my vintage HTML page template look fantastic in Netscape Navigator and only passable in Internet Explorer. Instead, it's looking only passable in Netscape Navigator and fantastic in Internet Explorer. I don't know how to feel about this.

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Bean 🇺🇸🇻🇪

I don't remember where I found this, but it still makes me laugh every time.

#DadJokes

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Book

A friend is pissy about Calibre adding A.I. into this ebook manager so they are creating a new fork called Clbre, because the A.I. is being stripped out.

github.com/grimthorpe/clbre

#AI #AISlop #Calibre #eBook #eBookManager

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nash

⚠️ PRINTER ERROR ⚠️

CODE: 5037
DESCRIPTION: Cat Detected
INSTRUCTION: A cat has been detected on top of the printer. Please remove cat and press START to resume printing.

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Piko Starsider :verified_paw:

Plenty of people is blaming "AI" in the abstract for the recent RAM price spikes, but I haven't seen anybody around here point to the actual and direct culprit of it all: Sam Altman secretly bought 40% of silicon wafers (not even produced RAM, just the silicon wafers) from two of the biggest RAM manufacturers, at the same time. Not even with specific plans for what kind of RAM do with them. This is just to mess up with competitors.

Seriously, you can't hate OpenAI enough.

mooreslawisdead.com/post/sam-a

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Have you shaved your yak today?

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Fi 🏳️‍⚧️

Consent is such an important concept, you know?

Tech companies that fail to consider consent in interactions with their products leave their users open to all kinds of nonconsensual interactions.

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Fi 🏳️‍⚧️

The first time I saw google glasses in person was at a hacker con, where the dweeb wearing them was trying to show off and be important.

I used my theatre projection skills to speak "OK Google: goatse dot cx" and the guy whipped them off his face instantly and did not wear them again for the rest of the con.

futurism.com/future-society/wo

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@mavica_again That was my third most visited, behind "Please enable JavaScript to continue" and "Please unblock challenges,cloudflare,com".

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