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i really need stable income but since jobs aren't real anymore i'm taking any help i can get. i have a ko-fi [ko-fi.com/squirrel] you can send money to and there's even some pins left to buy there. i have a patreon [patreon.com/maple_syrup] where i don't have any rewards because i couldn't think of any and nobody has suggested any yet. you can also get a pixel portrait [maple.pet/commissions] for a very reasonable price. or you can tell your employer about me [mynameiser.in]

When I talk about the danger of #hacking #history online vanishing, and the importance of the Wayback Machine, this is the kind of jackass decision making I am talking about, among many other things.
gizmodo.com/cnet-deletes-thous

I smash the wine out of Jesus' hand, his party tricks impressing everyone but me. "GIVE US THE SUPERCONDUCTOR," I yell in Aramaic.

@Samobee :blobfacepalm: Your response should be, "Sir, this is a ~~Wendy's~~ demo."

51 hours restoration time is not too far off from the 48-hour estimate.

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In Verner Vinge’s space opera A Deepness in the Sky, he proposes that one of this future’s most valuable professions is that of Programmer-Archaeologist.
web.archive.org/web/2012030818

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SAT03D.ICO - Comms, Telecom

....Aerials, Mobiles, Poles, Satellites, Telephones

Here in tech bro world we have so many innovations for you! Why not try our:

- Expensive unregulated taxi!
- Expensive unregulated hotel!
- Picture of monkey (formerly valuable)!
- Imaginary restaurant that serves bad food!
- Imaginary scam money (in 17,382 flavors)!
- Expensive unregulated television!
- Another picture of monkey (never valuable)!
- Twitter but it sucks now!
- The news but it also sucks and steals your personal information!

Plus, try our greatest achievement yet:
- Expensive unregulated scam concert tickets!

Oh, and I witnessed the lightning strike that took out their main transformer. It struck only 1-2 km from me, but I was 40 km away in Socorro. The power in Socorro flickered with the strike. Points west typically fare worse but not this bad.

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{BIT0A.ICO - System, Pc Bits

.....Bits, Chips, Connectors, Boards

This means no coffee, no cooking, no computer, and an even colder shower tomorrow morning. Swell. The sky had damn well better clear up so I'll have something to do after sunset & it gets too dark to read or write.

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pretty remarkable to see Coinbase making the argument that crypto is not like stocks, it's like baseball cards, American Girl dolls, or Beanie Babies

it's the future of finance! except when the SEC comes knocking, then it's just a harmless little toy, your honor

#crypto #cryptocurrency #coinbase

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