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just realized that as soon as tech companies made the shift from siri style "personal assistants" to "AI" that you were supposed to trust for actual answers about things, they stopped gendering them all as feminine. grok, chatgpt, claude, they're all either neutral or masculine

In the 1960s/70s, as early software papers were talking about programmer "ability" (aided, I regret to say, by psychologists with terrible 1960s views of ability) there were already papers saying that measuring the time it takes to complete a task is neither a measure of ability nor productivity

computers peaked when you could put linux in a pda and browse the web with konqueror embedded

neither desktops nor mobiles work as well as this anymore in 2025

annoyed that the slopdevs coöpted the term "vibecoding" because what we mean by it is "getting utterly komblasted off of that loud and going hard into a REPL until we've written something" and they turned it into "spin the slot machine"

The enshittification of the Web with the toxic snake oil tonic posing as "AI" is so pervasive that I am automatically distrusting everything with its calling cards: circle logos and tacky false-rainbow gradients.

your trans followers do not want to see news of a new jack dorsey social network. they want to see this

And the cryptic error message of the day goes to... Apple!

The iOS Mail app is giving one of my customers the message, "Network Error (POSIX 61)."

programming project going slow? have you tried adding someone to the team? that won’t speed it up you say? what if the person you add is the Mythical Moth-Man

random reminder that ace people can have sex and non-binary people can have computers

People can't tell me that it's not possible to make the world accessible for disabled people, after the whole world has been made accessible to cars.

Dell dot com slash support
Enter service tag, find laptop and warranty status
Click 'View product specs' link
Nothing happens. Look at NoScript, see it's blocking requests for JavaScript from http://127.0.0.1/.

Wat

what if they were gay,,, and added each others 88x31 button on their website,,,,,

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