Ariel Millennium Thornton @arielmt@computerfairi.es

Remember when websites just loaded a block of text, instead of 120mb of javascript to "dynamically" load the exact same block of text?

Logging onto the fediverse....

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@molly0xfff/116303061606967397

sam bank fraud man

The problem with C level execs is that they're too low level.
Our new company explores Haskell level execs.
This allows standards of a higher order in every part of our organization.

OH: “What is it about DNS that people find so difficult? It’s just cache invalidation and naming things.”

i go away for just a few weeks and now im getting Suggested Preprocessor Directives

If you have a chance to read @WeirdWriter you absolutely should.

Malicious compliance has never been so hilariously written.

By page fifty, the machine would be heating up. The smell of hot toner would start to fill the cubicle. The rhythmic chunk-chunk-chunk

https://sightlessscribbles.com/posts/the-paperwork-flood/

Inspired by this post (https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116268399785747534) I made an animated, alphabetised, deeply cursed clock.

https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

i've published my first #chumby widget:

http://chumby.com/guide/C78EE13C-CE96-37DB-8202-C7A207F24A0D/widget

it's a weather widget that's inspired by WeatherSTAR 4000-era The Weather Channel, currently it's limited to guessing your location but the next step will be making a way to choose an exact location to report about

Shitpost. Consent, lewd

Picard leadership tip: Respect must be earned. Trust must be earned. A demand for either means the loss of both.