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AI "creations" 

Wait, that's not fair to the real Milli Vanilli. They stole people's labor directly. They didn't launder it through a machine that so obviously can't work without stealing people's labor en masse.

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AI "creations" 

It's your creation, but you used AI to make it? That's great to hear, Milli Vanilli!

"the solution might be cancelling my AI subscription"

thoughts.hmmz.org/2026-05-31.h

"[AI coding tech] is horrific for attention. It's a thermonuclear ADHD amplifier and I have seen the same effect in every single one of my adult friends."

@tomstafford also this (but I did not save the original artists name or who shared it first, if someone can help me out with that I’ll edit the post)

Welcome Kori to the World! Kori is KDE's non-binary⚧️ pet dragon and they'll be presiding over KDE's 30th anniversary celebrations throughout 🏳️‍🌈Pride Month🏳️‍⚧️.

kde.org/anniversaries/30/

#kdeAt30 #egg #Pride

The computer exists to be gay and mess with fascists, just like Alan Turing intended

AI bullshit 

headline: “LLMs believe false statements even after explicit warnings they’re false”

pal. no.

they believe nothing. they have not the capacity for belief.

they do not understand truth and false on any level that would matter to a non-mathematician, and even that they manage to do poorly despite decades of mostly successful usage of the concepts of true and false in computer programming.

not believing known false statements is something you would expect from an intelligence with understanding. large language models understand exactly one thing: how to model language that looks like language it has been shown. that’s all. just that. attributing it with any other understanding whatsoever demonstrates a lack of understanding on your part.

hope that fucking helps.

@davidgerard@circumstances.run

GitHub Copilot became unusable for individual devs after the usage-based billing change — what are the real alternatives ??
well, I've got a suggestion for an alternative, but I don't think they're gonna like it (it's called "code your own fucking program without stolen labor")

IDK I'm hard pressed for the perfect Pride Month meme when we're living the the Hell Times--

and there it is.

@GossiTheDog mythos has found at least one critical vulnerability: the infosec industry is utterly vulnerable to hype, and extremely unlikely to examine the origins or methodology behind vulnerability disclosures that authorities (regardless of their poor reputation) claim are earth-shatteringly critical

Slight Suggestive (Artistic Partial Nudity) Furry Art, Pride month art 

Happy pride to everybody! I hope you all piss off as many bigots as you can.

Be gay, do crime :3

#furry #furryart #furrynsfw #mastoart #pridemonth #pride #pride2026

The first warning arrived on a Tuesday morning, six weeks after consultants advised moving away from dependency on six hundred small excel scripts - and nobody at Zenith Ledger Advisory paid much attention.

It appeared in the system dashboard between routine audit notifications and a maintenance reminder

we, actually, think that using slop tools to program does disqualify you!

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