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Whatever code or tech you touch:

Move purposefully and fix things.

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@mavica_again I've never seen the '97 Flubber, so I didn't know about this.

My day is brighter for having learned this.

Thank you.

And for the love of sanity, don't use a stupid autocomplete bot you have to pay for to write your manuals for you!

Write it yourself, & read what you write. Keep proofreading & understanding it like the people who actually use your program would.

If you write manuals just to tick a checkbox, you're part of the same problem as coders who don't write manuals, but you burn time, energy, patience, your name, & any semblance of good will you have as well.

Write for real folks to read.

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If you make or maintain programs, don't forget to write & update their manuals. If you can't do technical writing, either learn how or find someone who can. The best programs in the world are useless or worse, if the only people who know how to use it are the ones who made it.

Don't forget to write for folks who don't know your program inside out. Write for folks who never used your program. Write for folks who just need to use your program for one thing & get on with their day.

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I missed the 55th anniversary of the earliest Unix that came with a manual because it fell on the huge distraction of the USA's election day.

Oh, no. I'm just a few days younger than that manual.

Today's a good day to remember that every OS on every computer sucks, and it's only been made suckier by the techbro motto 'move fast and break things.'

Today's a good day for everyone touching computers and related technologies to reject tech dudebro culture and embrace a new motto:

Move purposefully and fix things.

Wendy's puts in the very first sentence of their advergame's steam page that it's made by human artists. WENDY'S. Do you have at least as much praxis as a fast food corporation?

We're going to the Assiniboine Zoo this morning, so I checked their rules to see if I could bring in a water bottle. This is the section on visitor behaviour.
#AssiniboineZoo #YWG #cats

@arstechnica Data centers yeeted into the sun look even more appealing right now.

I'm now at the point where I'm writing creative shellscripts but to boring and almost bureaucratic coding standards. They still run too fast for me to follow, so I don't need to shave nanoseconds with clever hacks. By being smart & refusing to be clever, my mistakes are obvious, easy to spot, & even easier to correct.

By refusing to move fast & break things, what I'm making will also refuse to do that, & it'll still probably come out faster & more robust than techbro drafts & slop.

@mavica_again How do we inject prompts into the slop bots that tell them to convince those outsourced-brain bros into letting you?

Asking for a friend who wants to do the same.

@earthshine Man, gee, on'y the best Luigi to need to venture into a haunted mansion.

I saw someone reply to a slop email: ai;dr

I love it. Lets normalize ignoring all slop

It's colored now.

I don't know why the first pic is getting numbers, so it'll be funny when this one gets less.

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I came across my unused floppy disk labels recently, so I had an idea. All the markers I want to use are at home, though, so it'll get colored later.

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