so much for lightweight markup
py36-rst2html5 on a year-old Celeron Braswell CPU: 1.05 seconds.
py36-rst2html5 on a 10-year-old Core 2 Quad Kentsfield CPU: 0.55 seconds.
Same OS, same version, same input file, just different hardware. ... Wat.
Okay, so I have to put this on imgur because image uploads aren't working here at the moment due to a certain service that shall be named as wasabi
Caption: Newspaper clipping with headline "Mastodon yells at cloud", the image below that is of the fluffy elephant friend yelling at a cloud above superimposed with the wasabi logo
Every iPhone & Apple Watch in the hospital was disabled by an MRI machine, but Android phones & traditional PCs were unaffected. The cause: helium. Yes, a slightly helium-rich atmosphere. https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/9si6r9/postmortem_mri_disables_every_ios_device_in/
Let's go live to Wasabi's datacenter where underpaid robots are hard at work righting the tipped-over servers: https://youtu.be/HdtmmHEs9jg
The phone face notch is a crap idea, Google was wrong to copy it from Apple, & CSS-inspired DOM transformations are hard: https://www.theverge.com/2018/10/29/18039170/pixel-3-xl-glitch-second-notch-fix
It's #NationalCatDay, so I'm just going to give up & be a cat today.
*starts walking toward the door, collapses sound asleep curled in the first sunbeam*
pypi complexity-0.9.1
$ python3.6 setup.py install
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "setup.py", line 19, in <module>
history = f.read()
File "/usr/local/lib/python3.6/encodings/ascii.py", line 26, in decode
return codecs.ascii_decode(input, self.errors)[0]
UnicodeDecodeError: 'ascii' codec can't decode byte 0xe2 in position 2378: ordinal not in range(128)
... Seriously??
Just because your "HISTORY.rst" file has Unicode line-art, & you want to clip a line from it during setup?
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✨ Sometimes a retrocomputer fairy. ✨
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