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Controversial fashion opinion 

ALL skirts and pants should have usable and useful pockets.

Last night, I stayed up entirely too late writing a howto for something pretty neat: How to add site search to a static website.
thornton2.com/net/search-howto

I tried to cover a few ways and link to good pages on two I think are neat but can't use.

i am catte, the only species immune to becoming pupy

Apple MacOS rant 

This therapeutic video is 13 years old now. It's still pretty good at calming me down about modern Mac stuff. youtube.com/watch?v=GWxC8ezE4D

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Apple MacOS rant 

& : Can kill just about any kind of process & shuts down when you tell it to.

: Tasks can stop themselves from being ended, especially tasks not responding. But ending them to shut down? No problem, mate! Shutting dow--UPDATE TIEM!

: "Hold my beer." (Gives you a spinning beachball.)

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Apple MacOS rant 

I had a customer in today with Apple Mail problems, & when he went to shut down his Macbook (a newer one, Touchbar & all), Mail stopped it & flat-out refused to quit. My customer spent 5 MINUTES just getting the damn thing to turn off.

There's nothing like debugging why a shellscript launched from cron is running multiple copies, driving the load average ever higher, and causing cron to mail me output adding up to 200 *MEGA*bytes per job run.

And that tripped me up in some subtle ways. I actually needed `ENV=/home/arielmt/.shrc` instead, and to source it on cronjob lines. Now all my jobs are working properly & my crontab looks nice and neat. I updated the page I posted earlier because it was wrong. Double oops. :computerfairies:

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It turns out I needed `SHELL=/bin/sh` and `ENV=$HOME/.shrc` in my crontab and `PATH=` statements in my .shrc file. Oops.

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I just had to figure out why a shellscript working perfectly was refusing to do anything, even quit, as a cronjob. I knew the cron environment was a bit different, but I didn't realize how much, or how to troubleshoot it effectively. Fixed: thornton2.com/unix/freebsd/sim

Boost this if you see your kink:

Girls
Being gay for girls
Cuddling girls
Holding hands with girls
Talking about doing things with girls
Kissing girls
Loving girls
Thinking about girls
All girls
Just girls
Girls
Going out on dates with girls
Chatting with girls
Spending time together with girls
Being friends with girls
Being girls

Nobody will know which one >.<

It's not exactly what's expected of a ✨ sparkly shellscript princess ✨ , but last night I wrote about patching my window manager, wmx, within the FreeBSD ports tree: thornton2.com/unix/freebsd/pat

I hadn't found any decent port patching instructions for non-porter sysadmins, so I wrote my own. The wmx author uses an "edit source & recompile" paradigm for configuration, & I only want to edit once, so off to Port Patchville I go! (This also lets me take the patch to another PC without new editing.)

It's not exactly what's expected of a ✨ sparkly shellscript princess ✨ , but today I wrote about patching my window manager, wmx, within the FreeBSD ports tree: thornton2.com/unix/freebsd/pat

Basically, two of the default mouse button assignments are painful to me, & the author uses an "edit source & recompile" paradigm for customization. I only want to edit once, so off to Port Patchville I go!

Free PC tip I just had to give a customer: If the text in your browser window is too big or too small, hold down the <Ctrl> key and roll the mouse wheel to change the zoom. <Ctrl>+<+> & <Ctrl>+<-> do the same, & <Ctrl>+<0> resets the zoom to 100%.

Is the deep bass rhythmic throbbing I'm hearing in this restaurant a new ambient music station or just a loud roof AC?

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