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twitter people say "mastodon posts don't get around the network, it's impossible to have reach on there" but I just unknowingly boosted a funny post and crashed half of fedi's clients so maybe posts do reach people

Norm and Sparklina: Short comics and misadventures about a totally normal man who adopts a not-so-normal sparkledog.

Web: webtoons.com/en/challenge/norm

RSS: webtoons.com/en/challenge/norm

The world needs sparkledogs back.
Rescue sparkledogs.
Draw more sparkledogs.
Drown the world in sparkledogs.

#FediTips (or perhaps #FediWarnings?):

Something I discovered the other day on accident is in Mastodon and derivative software, if you are sending someone a DM, and you spontaneously tag someone in the middle of the message, *that person now has read access to the DM in which they're mentioned*. This is a neat feature if you're using it on purpose but could be awkward if you're just trying to link an account and suddenly that account can see you talking about them…!

RT @netizenclub@twitter.com

last 4 additions to links.netizen.club/:

- Advent of Code
- DiscMaster
- Bad Game Hall of Fame
- Blinkie Maker

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🐦🔗: twitter.com/netizenclub/status

Oh, that's why everything feels out of place. Most of the USA changed time zones last night.

Trans* 

Today, I wore a T-shirt that says "End Trans genocide"

Story one:

I wore it into a bike shop that, frankly, reeks of testosterone. It's very masculine, the kind of place that stopped wearing masks before the law allowed, that only employs manly men.

The owner, a burly, bald man about sixty years old turned to me. "You support trans rights?" The workers in the shop nudged each other, grinning, waiting for my answer.

"I do."

"Here, I got something to show you," said the owner. I was very nervous. I just wanted my bike repaired. Not to be.preached at.

The owner of the shop typed some things into his computer, and brought up a web page. It was him, wearing a wig, against a blue and pink background. ( andyandrogyne.com/music ) "I deejay at the West Hollywood Halloween celebration every year." He then talked with me about his femmesona, his trans* girlfriend, and how he wished that he were younger so that he could transition.

So, if you need your bike repaired in West LA along Venice Boulevard, I recommend The Bike Shop California.

Story two:

Not everyone is pro-trans. I got cussed at on the train. I got away.

For many good people, transgender isn't something they take off like a t-shirt.

Be aware there are a lot of rumors going around about #OpenSSL. Distrust everything until it's verified from a primary source such as openssl.org or the researcher that reported the vulnerability.

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i've been asked how to extract the eyemodule databases from handspring visor PDAs to load in eyemodtool, so i wrote up a guide for it: maple.pet/blog/extracting-eyem

Hackaday, "Kathleen Booth: Assembling Early Computers While Inventing Assembly": hackaday.com/2018/08/21/kathle

An article about her impact on early programming, computing, & coding from four years ago.

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The Register, "RIP: Kathleen Booth, the inventor of assembly language": theregister.com/2022/10/29/kat

Not just any branch or dialect of assembly. Assembly language itself.

i also made the rss button from links.netizen.club by hand in aseprite (yes, even the text!) because i got tired looking for a good one (it used to be so much easier to find tiny web images like that) and i didn't have any other editing software on hand at the moment

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something inside my gut says "you should check if mavica made that one 'made with my own two paws' 88x31 button" 'cuz it se… — i did indeed make that one! i recall parodying it off a "made with macromedia" button but i can't find the exact original on… retrospring.net/@maple_syrup/a

I missed it, and I forgot to hit Toot. The next interesting number, one triple triple seven, is at Sun May 3 03:09:37 UTC 2026.

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If Qbasic came from QuickBasic, then that means Qbert implies the existence of QuickBert.

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There is such a thing as QuickBERT: a test tool. Can Qbert run on it?

At Tue Oct 25 02:57:46 UTC 2022 (about three hours from this post), the elapsed time will be 1,666,666,666 seconds since the Epoch.

/bin/sh & one-liner:

printf "\033[2J"; while true; do sleep 0.5; printf "\033[2H%s " "Current time:"; date; printf "\n%s " "Seconds since the Unix Epoch:"; sec=$(date +%s); printf "%s\n" "$sec" | sed "s/^\(.\)\(...\)\(...\)\(...\)/\1,\2,\3,\4/"; if [ "$sec" -ge 1666666666 ]; then printf "\n%s\n" 'Happy one triple triple six seconds!'; fi; done

`xmore` needs a text file to show, while `xless` can read stdin in pipelines.

However, xmore has only one button ("Quit") while xless has lots of wide buttons in a short, potentially wasteful column.

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