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Welllllll this isn't great.

Google Just Patented The End Of Your Website

"...a system that evaluates your company’s landing page in real time and, if it decides the page won’t perform well enough for a specific user, replaces it with an AI-generated version assembled on the fly. The user never sees what your team built, they see what Google's machine learning model thinks they should see instead."

forbes.com/sites/joetoscano1/2

#SEO #Google #AI #enshittification

Current status: A thousand routers using DUID-LL and one router using DUID-LLT.

friend of ours pointed out that the LLM "new model is so much better" effect is analogous to a Shepard tone — there are differences between each note but the actual net progress sums out to 0

My hobby: randomly blaming Lennart Poettering for any Linux problems I have, regardless of systemd proximity.

Remember when websites just loaded a block of text, instead of 120mb of javascript to "dynamically" load the exact same block of text?

RE: muffin.industries/@wayback_exe

(redraft: wrong sparkles)
CBS basically abandoned search.com in 2016, then the name disappeared in 2024. A bunch of sloperators picked it up last year and turned it into an LLM interface named "SearchGPT."
✨​:trashfire:✨​

ashes of FTX fallout 

Oh, don't worry, he's still in jail, but there's some drama with him, his parents, and unimpressed judges.

I'm just endlessly amused that search engines take the terms "sam bank fraud man" and "Sam Bankster-Fraud," and pinpoint the exact same chucklehead without any ambiguity.

The problem with C level execs is that they're too low level.
Our new company explores Haskell level execs.
This allows standards of a higher order in every part of our organization.

OH: “What is it about DNS that people find so difficult? It’s just cache invalidation and naming things.”

i go away for just a few weeks and now im getting Suggested Preprocessor Directives

If you have a chance to read @WeirdWriter you absolutely should.

Malicious compliance has never been so hilariously written.

By page fifty, the machine would be heating up. The smell of hot toner would start to fill the cubicle. The rhythmic chunk-chunk-chunk

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