Ariel Millennium Thornton @arielmt@computerfairi.es

Hey, ${COMPANY},

Who should I be speaking with about senior living investment allocations on your end?

Thanks,

Lauren

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Hi, Lauren:

Get in touch with Dr. No, our head of cold leads. His email is no@no.no, and his direct line is 1-800-NO.

Thanks!

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New smol cat landed.

National Geographic, 2026-09-17, "Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years": https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/meet-the-first-new-cat-species-discovered-in-100-years

New robocaller trick, as captured by (probably too quickly deleted) voicemail:

20 seconds of hold music, then a voice states your purchase of a supremely expensive phone is nearly complete and that, "if you did not authorize this purchase, press '1' to connect to a customer support representative."

It's supposed to feel like you called them, instead of them calling you.

The voicemail message ended after that calm voice spoke.

I have found myself writing utterly incomprehensible spaghetti code in a completely goto-less programming language. Take that, Dijkstra!

Give me a drink, bartender.

I have high hopes for
The operating system
Based on Be, Haiku.

In a rapidly AI slopifying world, there is hope after all.

The Document Foundation, makers of LibreOffice, the most frequently recommended free alternative to Microsoft Office, listed its *lack* of AI integration as a product feature in the newest version: https://blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/08/26/libreoffice-26-8/

It broke their previous download record for the first week post-release: https://blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09/02/one-week-of-libreoffice-26-8-the-stats/

How I found out: https://manualdousuario.net/en/libreoffice-download-record-no-ai/