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RT @AlexisuwuAlexis@twitter.com

men will avoid soy like the plague because of small dosages of phytoestrogens but will feast on beef and dairy from cows stuffed full of mammal estrogens and growth hormone news-medical.net/health/Sex-Ho

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AlexisuwuAlexis/st

And now, the showstopper y'all saw coming: My customer has to make a Google account in order to do anything more than just turn it on.

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The death of computer manuals strikes again. This leaflet, an actual literal leaflet, is the only other thing inside the box. What's the most important thing it DOESN'T tell you how to do?

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It's time once again for another out of body^W box experience as I set up a customer's new PC for them. Today's is, surprisingly, a Chromebook, and they're migrating to it from an old Windows laptop.

BEWARE: As Halloween gets closer, police are warning parents to LOOK at your child’s candy before they eat it. Some houses are reportedly handing out Amber bear amulets of neolithic hunters, 1700-650 BCE, found in Slupsk, Poland

here's a drawing i've done thanks SO MUCH to @ProgramGamer@twitter.com talking me through my hangups and giving me tips on improving my techniques!! 😤😤💪💪💪

i'm already really impressed with how much progress i made drawing this and i hope i can practice more often from now on!!

Computer Fairies folks, it looks like I messed up.

I ran the sync twice, and I didn't ensure that the second time wouldn't delete anything. It looks like any of you who posted pictures or updated your av on Saturday night or Sunday morning lost them.

I'm sorry.

Indigenous Peoples' Day (& Columbus) 

No one thought the Earth was flat. The literate knew it's round & how big around (except for some conspiracy theorists relying on obvious unit conversion errors), and the uneducated never traveled far enough to know or care.

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Indigenous Peoples' Day (& Columbus) 

The dumbass mariner you celebrate wasn't even right about the size of the Earth. Columbus was wrong by the science and mathematics of the age, not just by modern science. That's a hell of an albatross around your holiday's neck.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyages_

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Indigenous Peoples' Day (& Columbus) 

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day.

This is your annual reminder that the only thing Columbus discovered was new peoples for him, his crew, and his sponsors to extort, exploit, and enslave. It is a legacy very much worth remembering but not at all worth celebrating.

guy: how did we become the apex race on planet earth

humans: (literally the only animal cooperating with each other and creating artificial things to improve life on a global scale)

guy: maybe we should shit in the woods and eat each other some more, that seems popular

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internet guy: human nature is we're all animals who eat each other and fuck things up, civilization isn't natural

actual humans in nature: this kinda sucks, what if we started working together and farming and building houses

Aside from '70s Super Star Trek clones, the only actual C64 Star Trek game I can find is an Infocom-style Star Trek III RPG.

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LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL GIFT ART I JUST GOT FROM MY FRIEND @ProgramGamer@twitter.com 😭😭😭 i love it so much

This rendition makes me want to load up a ST:Voyager-themed space trading/combat game on the C64. youtube.com/watch?v=BjEvNTniq3

All the "piracy is bad" takes remind me of that time the RIAA claimed Limewire owed them $75 trillion for piracy.

More than the entire world's annual GDP.

More than the whole industry made since the phonograph's invention in 1877.

Arista v. Limewire en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arista_R

you heard of market price egg nog egg nog egg nog now get reay for SOUP soup Break SOUP relax... SOUP taste

RT @geddysmullet@twitter.com

losing my shit at this bowl i saw at winco

🐦🔗: twitter.com/geddysmullet/statu

This week I learned: how to manage S3-compatible storage with s3cmd, duck, and rclone. I also learned that of those 3 only rclone does effectively remote-to-remote copies.

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