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blowing people's minds by telling them that #Cuil Theory isn't just a shitpost, it was inspired by a real thing that actually existed and prefigured this exact current ML-generated shitshow

#CuilTheory

Oh, that's why it gets stuck in a loop. The server redirects HTTP to HTTPS, and by default v1.99 responds by using HTTP instead. After turning it off, it's at least not looping forever anymore.

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Please put down any drinks you might be imbibing. We lost another billionaire - to a bee 🤣 🤣

#Life #Bees #NoBillionaires

heads up: in case you notice your apple devices running hotter after the new Liquid Glass update, don't worry! this is simply the heat leakage from the kiln installed in your device that's used to liquify the glass

robot girl lesbians do not have weddings they have weldings

!wiki arachne web browser

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachne_

Ironically, v1.99 gets stuck in a redirect loop when trying to load Wikipedia.

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Processing 21 embedded objects. Would you like to have some coffee ? <Ctrl+Pause> aborts.

A Space Invaders clone, but the player ship is the Dillo browser icon, the invader ships are the Edge, Opera, Brave, Vivaldi, Samsung, and Chromium icons, and the mothership is the Google Chrome icon.

The space the space invaders are invading is your combined memory and storage space.

When we say we need to go back to the old Web, we don't mean back to AJAX hashbang URLs.

What makes LLMs work isn't deep neural networks or attention mechanisms or vector databases or anything like that.

What makes LLMs work is our tendency to see faces on toast.

breaking the law, breaking the law! 

I got absolutely filthy doing network installation work at a job site, so I used the gender-affirming one of the facility's gendered public restrooms to wash up. I cut myself as well (IDK how), so I used the same gender-affirming sink to clean it for a band-aid.

No one knew, and the only evidence anyone will find is of someone leaving the restroom at least as clean as she found it. Truly the perfect crime! Nyahahahahaa!

that reminded me of this meme which I'll put here for easy future access

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