re: uspol, fuck ICE 

This after prosecutors, who famously can get any grand jury to indict a ham sandwich, utterly failed to get a grand jury to indict the guy who shared one ballistically.

The fash couldn't find 12 random joes to charge Sandwich Guy with a felony, and the fash couldn't find 7 random joes to convict him of a misdemeanor.

This chips away at fear and adds support to hope.

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While Microsoft might begin autosaving your documents to their cloud. ed(1) will never autosave your documents, and will only ever store them where you explicitly specify.

HT: @BleepingComputer

Microsoft says that Word for Windows will soon enable autosave and automatically save all new documents to the cloud by default.

bleepingcomputer.com/news/micr

uspol, fuck ICE 

Wow, the news really missed a headline opportunity in the "fuck the USA's gestapo" news here:

Jury finds Sandwich Guy not guilty of assault; no word on pepper.

@catsalad If you want the sub and a soda, you order the Dunn Special with ICE

I really do wish Mozilla would wake up one day and decide that Google and Microsoft are examples of what **not** to do to the only remaining alternative browser capable of accessing the modern excuse for the World Wide Web.

End of Japanese community at Mozilla due to the introduction of AI-based translation.

The community members have expressed disappointment and frustration that their long term volunteer efforts and local knowledge were being replaced by machine translation, which they felt did not match the quality of human provided support.

This is why Mozilla sucks so much, they are going crazy like rest of the industry.

Source
support.mozilla.org/en-US/foru

Added screenshot in case Mozilla decided to remove it

My post is a bit obnoxious, admittedly, but the more serious point is that Windows takes a lot of setting up to make work in a reasonable way, but that kind of gets priced in because (a) it's seen as optional, (b) it's the kind of invisible thing folks are largely already used to.

But also? That article on *how to install Windows 11* drops into the command line in just a few paragraphs.

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🎵 Join the people's revolution
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Storm the barricade, my brothers
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Seize the means of our production
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Build a future all together
Falalalala fa la la la

What I love is how Zohran Mamdani's father Mahmood found out about Marx.

"Soon after, he learned about Karl Marx's work from an FBI visit." -wikipedia

FBI guy said, “Do you like Marx?”

I said, “I haven’t met him.”

Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.”

“Wow, what happened?”

“No, no, he died long ago.”

I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?”

“No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.”

I said, “Sounds amazing.”

"I just don't understand 67. This generation has brainrot."

My dude may I introduce you to 1994 when, like 90% of the boys in my school went around reciting "I am the great Cornholio" and "I need TP for my bunghole" for no apparent reason.

I started reinstalling the missing programs. IDK which one or how many I installed, but there are still some orphan shortcuts. At some point, the desktop icons quit blinking.

I think it's when I installed one that triggers UAC on launch that they all quit blinking.

Year of the Windows Desktop.

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I'm still hung up on how the 2025 ended.

It's only the 3rd ever WS to end in a ground ball double play (2025, 1947, 1921).

Since 1943, it's the 1st WS to end on the swing of a bat no one knew was broken, & it might be the 1st WS *ever* to end on a broken bat. I'm having trouble finding evidence from 1942 back.

And there was much confusion and amusement over the browser changing its name twice in the space of two years. So Cosmic Cat made a Firefox extension called "Firesomething" which randomizes the browser branding every time it starts up, letting you relive the Firefox renaming era for as long as you liked. Doesn't work on modern Firefox, alas.

web.archive.org/web/2004100914

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I guess I should probably explain this one

So back in 2002 Mozilla released a beta web browser called Phoenix. Only Phoenix Technologies, who made BIOSes for computers, didn't like that, so they got them to change it. In 2003 it became Firebird, which kind of meant the same thing. Except the Firebird database didn't like another open source project using *their* name, so Mozilla ended up renaming it again in 2004 as "Firefox”.

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