Remember when websites just loaded a block of text, instead of 120mb of javascript to "dynamically" load the exact same block of text?

RE: muffin.industries/@wayback_exe

(redraft: wrong sparkles)
CBS basically abandoned search.com in 2016, then the name disappeared in 2024. A bunch of sloperators picked it up last year and turned it into an LLM interface named "SearchGPT."
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ashes of FTX fallout 

Oh, don't worry, he's still in jail, but there's some drama with him, his parents, and unimpressed judges.

I'm just endlessly amused that search engines take the terms "sam bank fraud man" and "Sam Bankster-Fraud," and pinpoint the exact same chucklehead without any ambiguity.

The problem with C level execs is that they're too low level.
Our new company explores Haskell level execs.
This allows standards of a higher order in every part of our organization.

OH: “What is it about DNS that people find so difficult? It’s just cache invalidation and naming things.”

i go away for just a few weeks and now im getting Suggested Preprocessor Directives

If you have a chance to read @WeirdWriter you absolutely should.

Malicious compliance has never been so hilariously written.

By page fifty, the machine would be heating up. The smell of hot toner would start to fill the cubicle. The rhythmic chunk-chunk-chunk

sightlessscribbles.com/posts/t

i've published my first widget:

chumby.com/guide/C78EE13C-CE96

it's a weather widget that's inspired by WeatherSTAR 4000-era The Weather Channel, currently it's limited to guessing your location but the next step will be making a way to choose an exact location to report about

Picard leadership tip: Respect must be earned. Trust must be earned. A demand for either means the loss of both.

In something you don't see everyday, Apple gave the FBI the real name and email address of one of its customers using Apple's 'Hide My Email' feature. This lets you generate random email addresses to protect your privacy 404media.co/apple-gives-fbi-a-

Techdirt is dead. As of yesterday, it's become an AI slop evangelism machine.

BTW, Derek Powazek, the subject of an example incorrectly and inappropriately used to promote the slop, replied in the article comments: techdirt.com/2026/03/25/ai-mig

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