robot pee 

*warbly filmstrip soundtrack*

*filmstrip chime*

It's in cosmetics and the automotive industry, keeping your skin hydrated and your diesel emissions cleaner

*filmstrip chime*

What is this miracle substance?

*filmstrip chime*

That's right, it's urea

*filmstrip chime*

Title card: ROBOT PEE AND YOU

What do you say to a malfunctioning circuit? 

“Don’t you be short with me!”

Who do I talk to about turning down the sun's heat lamp feature for a bit?

Small businesses, please stop using corporate social media as your only online presence.

I’d happily visit a website that looks like it was designed in the 1990s if it meant I could actually scroll down and see your address, hours of operation, etc.

It doesn’t have to be pretty, just functional.

It would be really helpful if you also included common allergens for your food and drinks (if relevant) and how accessible your location is for disabled folks.

#Business #Disability

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