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Ritalin Invitees

I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I'm conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.

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It's amazing how many telemarketers call my workplace with amazing offers, only to balk when I say the owner would love to get that offer information in email. :3c

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Cato, registered LynxⓁ

Hi! I have a suggestion: Stop doing whatever you're doing. Go hug a fluffy kitty instead! :neocat_happy_blep:

🐱 Cato
📸 @finn
🪡 Umi
📅 2026-08-01
📍 RuhrFurMeet, Herne, Germany

#Furry #Fursuit #FursuitFriday

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maple "mavica" syrup [6502]

weird al's uhf is underrated

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Taylor - Romanceable NPC

I'd like a sequel to Weird Al's UHF about streaming services please.

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AI bubble supply 

I wonder how people will buy tokens to use the city-sized slop machines once no one can afford PCs spacious enough to boot the sloperating systems required by the slop browsers, required by the slopplications and webslops interfacing with the slop machines.

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Kevin Beaumont

All memory on track to be manufactured in 2027 by Samsung, SK hynix, and Micron is now sold out, with no additional supply planned. digitimes.com.tw/tech/dt/n/shw

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gloriouscow

The following is a valid DOS COM executable that prints "HELLO" in the lower right corner of the screen.

You can copy these emoji into a text editor, and save it as EMOJI.COM. it should be 141 bytes.

It will run in DosBox-X, with the following options:

cpu cputype=8086
machine cga

🐸☺️🐰🐎♐🗃️🧯🧯🧯🐮💗🦮🪏♐🐰🐹🗃️🧯🧯🧯🧯💗🪗🧯😗🧮🫪😗🧮😗🐮😪😔⭐

may god have mercy on my soul.

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niconiconi

SCSI - System Can't See It
SAS - Support Always Subpar
SATA - Stuck At Trying Access
SSD - Storage Suddenly Disappears

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dj chicken trouble

dj speech injury

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dj chicken trouble

dj sandwich internet

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David Gerard
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✧✦Catherine✦✧

so i reverse-engineered the code that draws InstallShield's famous background gradient and text and reimplemented gist.github.com/whitequark/203

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Brokkoli-Muskel-Skeletor

Two things:

1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

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PolyWolf

type of programmer who, when their C code does an out-of-bound read then crashes, moves their hands up & down and says "SIGSEGV-en"

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Inspirational Skeletor💀
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Flock, AI vs. AI 

The shot:

Gadget Review, 2026-08-04, "Someone Cut Down Every Single Flock Camera in This Town in a Single Night": gadgetreview.com/someone-cut-d

The chaser:

Futurism, 2026-08-05, "Google’s AI Is Telling Users That Flock Cameras Are Filled With Valuable Gold and Copper": futurism.com/artificial-intell

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ukpol 

Only about 7 days until Clacton is given the chance to make the funniest thing in politics anywhere happen. (Well, this USA American thinks it'd be funny.)

Farage losing to a bin (excuse me, "the establishment") would be the funniest outcome ever. Funnier even than that time Scotland's winds tested if Trump's comb-over was a toupee.

(I know Binface likely won't win, but really Farage lost 3 weeks ago.)

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Uncle Duke

“Are you okay, ma’am?”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”

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🍂:･*Fweeblies*:･🍂

#felisdoodles

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