Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Me, realizing that assuming the second scenario isn't the one that comes to pass, I could get a robotic version of Aura, allowing me to literally fuck myself: 😮

Me, also realizing that he's canonically sentient, making it kinda wrong to get a sexbot version of him that's not sentient:

Me, realizing that sexbots are becoming a thing, allowing me to have a real-life version of a robotic anthro wolf OC of mine with all kinds of exotic penis modifications:
Me, realizing that I actually probably won't get that, because sexbots are going to be targetted largely, if not exclusively, at cishet men and thus will largely, if not exclusively, be predesigned, conventionally-attractive, cishetallo women:

Incidentally, if you can't defeat *me*, quite possibly one of the weakest, most masochistic, most willing subs you'll ever meet, in a boxing match or an MMA fight, what on Earth are you doing calling yourself a dom(me)?! Like, come on!

Those are probably the worst four lines of song I have ever written. They're not bad. They're just...bad, you know?

🎵 If you wanna be my lover,
Meet me in the ring
Dominate me, baby
Make me your plaything 🎵

Turns out, I don't have to reinstall everything from source. Told you it'd be worth it!

In my quest to get my system set up how I want it, I have broken my system in such a way that I can't have all the applications I want to have installed installed at the same time without building them from the ports tree. I swear, though, this will be totally fucking worth it...

I hope...

@maple Yeah, it's quite amazing how much the stuff we do when little speaks to who we are now and what we've become. Who'd have thought that me deleting important OS files from my computers when little would have led to my interest in OS development today?

I mean, it's not really a surprise. There's a nice bit carved out of my desk from me playing with a pocket knife, my computers tend to be broken just from me screwing around, and when I was, like, 10, I had a multitool that my parents cut the knife off of that had a pair of scissors. I ended up using those scissors to start cutting into a seatbelt in the back of my dad's truck.

I can't really be trusted with anything. I just put a used spark plug into a power screwdriver like it was a bit and started drilling into the drywall of my apartment. I see why my parents never let me have a knife on my multitools and were always weary about letting me use power tools growing up. It's not that I would hurt myself. It's that I would end up destroying stuff that they needed

Honestly, it's tagged that no one on Computer Fairies needs to hear this, but I'm honestly not sure if the people on Mastodon who need to hear this actually will.
Still, it bears saying.

Good for you, growing up playing Minecraft. I did too. That doesn't mean you have to shit on people who are growing up playing and enjoying Fortnite.

So, a confession: I *really* like 2005-era EA Sports games. I've been unironically playing the career modes of NASCAR 2005 and Fight Night Round 2, and I've really enjoyed them.
If you're the kinda person who'd shame me for this, fuck you. You're kinda a shit person.
Seriously, don't shame people for their taste in video games. I don't care how much you hate those games, let people enjoy the games they enjoy

@Alyx I mean, same, but I'm a physicist, not a chemist, so I don't tend to do that thing and I wouldn't understand much of it if I did.
Of course, if you REALLY want a headache, papers on quantum mechanics are excellent at that :P

I have now seen the word "witch" so much that it no longer looks like a word. Help me.

No, no. I think you misheard...

I think part of it is the fact that it doesn't bother with GNU software, which, given my sudden shift towards hating the GNU Project, probably explains a lot of it.

Of course, half my bitching about software not working on FreeBSD is that the GNU Project has its tentacles SO ENTRENCHED into UNIX{,-like} software that everything expects their stuff to be there. Thanks, GNU Project. I hate it.