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if you get punched so hard it makes you queer 

that's a gaymaker

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@KitRedgrave reminds me of the joke "Two guys walk into a bar, but the third one is a duck"

I love the way Windows doesn't use rtc in utc. I just panicked over the fact it was almost 3 AM before realizing that wait. It's only almost 10. Windows is just confused.
Oh how I love it.

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nsfw, trans slur 

@ky0ko I don't know. Maybe it's not, but I figured I'd err on the side of caution, just in case

nsfw, trans slur 

Seriously, I waited hours expecting to see Reimu and Marisa try to wrestle each other into submission and fuck each other and I just got generic hentai. Then again, I suppose that's what I get for expecting anything good out of something that uses the term "futanari"

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Dear hentai makers:
If you're going to make "futa porn", at least do something interesting with the idea of women with dicks.
Sincerely,
Someone who waited hours for a 1 GB archive to download only to find out what she thought was Reimu and Marisa wrestle-fucking was actually just them getting fucked by incredibly generic hentai protags.

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Meta 

Caption your images. Yes, this even goes for text. Don't just tag ocrbot and call it a day. At least provide a little summary of the text in the image caption.

And if there are images, *seriously. Provide a fucking caption.*

Thank you.

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Today I learned that I *can* work out in public without fear of being judged, even if it's something I'm *really* scared of being judged while doing!

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Oh geez, Kat's taken an old joke of hers and made it worse (better?), kink allusion 

🎵 If you wanna be my lover,
meet me in the ring.
Dominate me, baby.
Make me your plaything~

If you wanna be my lover,
you have got to win.
Losing is too easy,
But that's the way it is~🎵

@arielmt I pulled out a hard disk with a windows 7 install on it last night, an install that I had cloned over to an SSD and later upgraded to windows 10 before replacing it with Linux once more. I booted it and it started just fine, but, shortly after, a screen popped up, covered both my monitors, and yelled at me for still being on windows 7. A reminder that the OS is there and that install isn't mine.

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a good operating system is one i forget is even there. this is what greeted me when i logged into my windows toy today: an invasive reminder that the os is there & that my own pc isn't mine.

Woo! Getting a new student ID with the right name on it!

Pol 

A lot of the solutions that can be implemented electorally won't help tear the system down. But stuff like universal healthcare or guaranteed housing? It removes worries that keep you from participating in other political actions. No need to fear, say, retribution for unionizing if your basic needs are covered outside of your job. It removes a large barrier for trying stuff that currently you can't do for fear of being fired and losing basic needs.

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Pol 

And to be clear, voting is the *only* effort you should expend. Don't bother volunteering for campaigns. Spend your time doing other things outside the extant systems that will help tear them down. That's the end goal. Voting won't help achieve that. But what it will help achieve is not having all the people who you're trying to help die. It may even give them the ability to spend more time (or any time at all) helping as well.

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And, again, if you *can't* vote for whatever reason, that's fine. I will even accept arguments of indigenous sovereignty for that. But to be able and refuse is ridiculous. It's simple and it *does* help. Whether it be showing up during the primaries to vote for Sanders or during the general election to vote against Trump, voting can help. It is not an end-all-be-all solution. Don't waste time helping candidates. But at least take the time to fucking vote.

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