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asthma inhalers, ecofascism, vent 

So back in Ye Olde Days of ~20 years ago asthma inhalers used chlorofluorocarbon (CFC) as a propellant. You know, the same CFCs that made holes in the ozone layer. Bad shit for the environment. So they replaced them with inhalers that used hydrofluoroalkane (HFA).

... and suddenly CFC inhalers disappeared from the market and two things happened:

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asthma inhalers, ecofascism, vent 

So apparently there was a big "news" thing a few months ago where a bunch of outlets ran stories about how ~big the carbon footprint is for metered dose inhalers~ as if those inhalers aren't often the only thing standing between actual human beings and preventable death.

Fuck you and fuck your fascist fucking greenhouse gas emissions.

Let me tell you a story 'cuz this ain't the first time this happened:

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Ya ever just look at your cat and take way too many pictures

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if it has four strings, it's a bass

upright bass? bass

acoustic bass? bass

ukulele? bass

five-string bass? no

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Super quick makeup glossary 

Moisturizer: Keeps your skin pliant. Use this daily to make your skin soft

Primer: Thin lotion to smooth out your skin so makeup applies better and sticks longer

Color corrector/Concealer/Toner: Stuff to balance out any spots you don't like

Foundation: A mask layer

Bronzer/Shade/Highlighter: Stuff to add light and dark tone to simulate depth

Eye shadow/Eye liner: Makes your eyes look more awake and focused

Lipstick/Lip liner/Lip stain: Makes your lips look deeper and bigger (or smaller, if you use skin tone)

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the only thing that can stop a good guy is a bad guy

I legit just confused calamari and katamari. Oh no.

Tomodachi Life happenings 

This was seriously unexpected. I gave him the chili to punish him for wasting my time and food only for it to immediately backfire. It was hilarious, and I only wish I had it on tape.

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Tomodachi Life happenings 

Mii: "I'm hungry."
Me: "Okay." *gives food*
Mii: He didn't like it at all
Me: "What, would you prefer a red chili pepper?!"
Mii: Turns out red chili peppers are his super all-time favourite food

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one reason I hate linux is that same "I'll run whatever you tell me, boss" attitude when there's a config hidden away somewhere missing a semicolon, all your network packets are inside-out, and it's just sat there naively thinking you meant for that to happen

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one reason I like linux is that people can do ridiculous crap like this

github.com/laserbat/bach.sed

Bach's Prelude in C Major, played with sed

Uspol, ableism?, subtoot 

And, to be clear, he may or may not be. I don't know. That's besides the point. My point is that mocking someone for something so tragic is honestly kinda sickening to me.

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Uspol, ableism?, subtoot 

Let's suppose for a moment Biden is actually suffering from dementia. Sure, that may be disqualifying, *but that isn't something to use mockingly.* Have you ever dealt with someone with dementia? It's fucking terrifying, watching someone you knew so well be so...different, for lack of words to describe it. Dementia is no fucking joke. Again, if he is suffering from it, it's reason for him to drop out, but if you're *mocking* him with/for it? Just...fuck you.

Kat's current mood 

Someone else: "¿Estás listo?"
Kat: *hysterical laughter*

Nsfw 

So, I wanted to know what the eagle referenced in Citation Needed 6x03 was (I couldn't quite make out what Tom said it was), so I searched "new Zealand big fucking eagle" and, uh...what the fuck duckduckgo?!

Well, okay, if that is the reading, it *is* me trying to do a Wynter autograph. Probably nothing. But, you get my point

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Okay, I *think* I solved the mystery of the mysterious autograph. I *think* it reads "To Fen Luv Wynter", so it probably is just me trying to do a Wynter autograph. Still, it was certainly a puzzle to decode, and I'm not really sure that is what it says. Probably a Wynter autograph, but 🤷 fuck if I know

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So, I'm flipping through a small notebook of mine when I stumble across this. I have no clue what it is. It might be an autograph I got at some point, but *whose* and *when*? The other possibility I can think of is maybe I was trying to do a Wynter autograph, but that doesn't look like anything I did, I don't think. It's weird. What is this mysterious autograph?

Things I don't get 

Llama badges on Deviantart. People keep giving them to me, but why? What are they trying to tell me that they couldn't by, say, favouriting my artwork or commenting or something like that? Are they even trying to tell me anything? I don't get it.

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