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Bowser: ARE YOU SURE YOU WON'T TRY TO TAKE PEACH BACK

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Just to be clear, I don't know that Jim Jordan is a transphobe, but given he's asked me to take part in a poll desperately trying to validate his feeling that being pro-Trump is a good thing and not a horrible moral failing on his own part, I honestly wouldn't be the least bit surprised to hear he is.

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uspol 

Jim. Jim... Jim.
I don't even live in Ohio. What the fuck do you care about me for?
Also, your "poll" is pathetic attention-seeking. Come on, bud. Face the truth.
Oh, and I fucking wish the democrats were "socialist-sympathizing". Them maybe this country might actually start going somewhere useful instead of being nothing but a useless waste of stolen land.

Sincerely,
Someone you don't even have the right fucking name for (not that you'd care, would you, you fucking transphobe?)

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uspol 

What conservative organization do I need to bitch at and spam with socialist memes to get them to take my god damned email off their list?! Clearly the "stop sending me emails" button doesn't do shit.

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@fluffy I can't say for certain but it looks like it could be a junebug? If it is, they tend to be pretty innocuous. They're the kind of bug that occasionally got into through the front door of my apartment, and, well, you kinda just sweep them back off into the outside.

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Everyone knows that foxes can be cute, but did you also know that they can be gay? 🦊🤔🙂

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re: (Post) movie night shenanigans 

Top answers of the game:
France
Shits and giggles
Become twitter main character of the day
Commit crimes
The peggle 2 guy

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(Post) movie night shenanigans 

5 QUIPLASHES IN A ROW!!!!

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Things I hate about the homework system for my stats class: It has a bad habit of testing your ability to add a bunch of numbers. That may sound trivial, but I'm the bitch who added 24 and 11 only to get 25

@KitRedgrave I used to have issues with i3lock freezing up on me, and so my strategy to log back in was to log into a vt, run killall i3lock, then logout of that and go back to my x session

What's that?
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I'm getting a report in that it is not, in fact, Luigi day, but Mario day? Who's the idiot who decided that?

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you're reading that right - love levels are at 97%

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