Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

@goaty 135 on the WISC-IV. Took it after sixth grade because my parents wanted to know how precocious I was. We were given a long list of recommendations for intellectual enrichment, of which practically none were utilized. Probably for the best, if I'm being honest.

@estrogendofunctor now I'm tempted to go through my medical law and ethics textbook just to get a thorough picture of just how many laws and ethical rules """Dr.""" Mario has broken

I wasn't supposed to. I still have a few fake arm sticks to go. One of the instructors decided to throw me under the bus and declare me ready. I guess he was right.

Tomorrow should be fun.

I stuck a needle into someone's arm. Like, an actual person's arm. Not one of the fake arms. A real arm. I'm still shaking. Or, actually, the shaking probably started after. I was told I was steady. Holy fuck.

I drew blood from a real person...

And I did a great job.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I like how aside from Hu Tao and Venti, this entire gathering has gotten exceptionally awkward. I mean, Zhongli's also kinda vibin' with it, but poor Xiao. Lad looks like he's about to die of embarrassment.

THE LOOK ON THIS FUCKER'S FACE I AM DYING

@brass75 Forgive me for being reluctant to take a glass of oxidane from a stranger on the internet, but no

So, I don't really know much about The Last of Us, but, like, did they try amphotericin? Fluconazole? Voriconazole? Flucytosine? Anything? Or did they just assume that antifungals would be useless for dealing with a fungal pathogen? I mean, apparently, they decided bombing a city was a better idea than public health measures, so who knows.

@dntlookbehindu Good.

(I say, looking off at the my own Calvin and Hobbes collection, most of which is stolen from my dad and damaged from a lot of childhood handling. Ah, the memories...)

There are 1+2i wolves inside me: the two imaginary ones y'all keep telling me about and one real one who's a tad upset I'm typing this joke out while he's trying to fuck me.