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Broke: "Name a Star" scams 🙄
Bespoke: "Name a Theorem" scams 🤩

For just 20$, you, too, can have the fact that such-and-such random function is commutative be named after yourself, your partner, your fursona or whatever you want!
💸💸💸

theorymine.co.uk/

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Hacking into your friends computer and communicating to them through cryptic 'wall' messages pretending to be increasingly personal error codes.
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Boost if:
- You're gay
- I'm gay
- We're all gay

Nobody will know which one (all three)

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opens fox muzzle, emits surprisingly normal fox noises with nothing weird about it

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demon porn opportunities for you!!! 

y'all i just backed the heck out of this, and you're as funny for baphomet as i assume you are, you probably wanna take a look

kickstarter.com/projects/87873

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$ md5sum -c mavica.md5
mavica.bot: OK

yep, just as I expected, incontrovertible proof that the @mavica is valid as hell

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Gentle reminder to not shorten polyamorous to 'poly' because that's the term Polynesian people use for themselves! Use polyam instead so Polynesians get to keep their word. ☺️

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"Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.
Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime."
source: people.inf.elte.hu/mykeesg/ind

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Know your singular-theys!

- The gender-neutral (epicene) they
- The agender they
- The plural-individual they
- The animist they
- The speculative they look kind of queer so I'm gonna stay on the safe side they
- The oh god I can't remember names how the fuck am I gonna remember pronouns they

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website: pretty pleaseeee disable your ad blocker??

me, sighing: right click
me: ublock origin
me: block element

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So, it turns out that the Nokia 3310 I bought was actually a cheap knockoff. Honestly, I'm not sure if I should be pissed that I was ripped off or impressed at how decent of a knockoff it is. Honestly, if the software wasn't filled with tells that it's a fake, I probably wouldn't have noticed. I would have just though the 3310 was a kinda cheaply made phone. Appearance-wise, it's actually a really good clone, cheap-feeling materials aside.

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looking forward to py 4 so i can finally have three different concurrent python versions on my machine

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"Millenials are killing [x]" is just an inflammatory way to observe that society is changing and people aren't doing stuff they used to do a lot of.

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