Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Ya know, they say if you wanna make an omelet, you gotta break a few eggs, but, honestly, not my omelet? Not my problem.

Erotic asphyxiation: Now you can lay 'em AND slay 'em!

Also, I feel like the fact that that's what it gives me says more about me than I'd like. o///o

Things I just learned about Pixiv: it doesn't just take note of what you like, but whether you like it NSFW. If I go into the discover tab and filter to just general, I get a bunch of cute foxgirls and touhou art, but if I filter to R-18, I get a lot of nsfw boxing art with some nsfw Yuri thrown in here and there. So, that's fun.

It has come to my attention, courtesy of a sticker from a 2009-era computer I put on my 3DS, that Intel has been using the pentium branding for low end CPUs for a while. So, you'd have to have been unfamiliar with low-end Intel CPUs for quite a while. Still, could you imagine if you were?

I like how if you're unfamiliar with Intel's current processor lineup (and haven't been familiar with it for a few years), talking about low-end laptops becomes very...interesting, shall we say?
"I mean, even an older Core i3 has gotta be better than the fucking Pentium mom's laptop has in it."
Like, if you're familiar with current Intel processors, that makes sense, but if you don't know about the modern pentiums, it just kinda seems inane.

Ya know, normally I don't have any problem with black pepper, but, for some reason, if I put it on bagel bites, it burns worse than cayenne. I don't get it. Why. Why does this happen.

"Everything else may have failed, but at least we know we can safely abort."

Oh, sure, when *I* complain about broken game mechanics, I'm "a scrub" and "need to git gud lol", but when *they* do it we should listen to them because something something pro gamer. Nah, fuck it! They can "git gud" like the rest of us!

For example, in Upper Shaft (one of the levels in Cog in the Machine), you have to carefully lower an explosive by using ivy goos in a somewhat specific manner. But so. fucking. often. I grab unattached goos when I'm trying to grab attached goos and, even more frustratingly, sometimes, I grab the one goo holding the whole thing up when I'm trying to grab a free goo. It's frustrating. I know how to solve it, but the game's getting in my way.

I'm replaying World of Goo and something I'm being reminded of real hard is that the most frustrating thing in a puzzle game is knowing exactly what you have to do to solve a level and the game's mechanics literally getting in the way of you being able to do so. So many levels I know how to solve, and quite a few I literally can't because the game is getting in my way.

GUYS HELP THE BLOOD GOT IN MY EYES