Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

"Jeg har salt og pepper"

That's how you say "I have salt and pepper." It may seem like I've just forgotten how to say "salt" and "pepper", but no. That's how you say them in norwegian.

I like these kinds of things, where two languages share a term, so it just seems like you've forgotten a term. I find them silly.

Anyways, I'm going to bed. Ha en god kveld og god natt, fediverse!

Before I go to bed, I'd like to tell you about the dream I had last night. I was at my old middle school, and JK Rowling was there. A friend of mine joked to her about punching her for being a terf, then I actually did it.

Well, because dream logic, I couldn't punch her, but I did hit her with a spinning backfist, which still did really good damage. But yeah. I punched JK Rowling for being a terf. Good stuff.

The rest of the dream was escaping punishment for that.

FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU WROTE A GOD DAMNED MANUAL AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO PUT THE ACTUAL USAGE INSTRUCTIONS IN THE MANUAL?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! FUCK YOU AND THE GOD DAMNED *VIDEO TUTORIAL* YOU *LINKED TO* IN THE *FUCKING MANUAL*. YOU WROTE A FUCKING MANUAL, PUT THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS IN IT, YOU BASTARDS!

As a related fun fact: I'm currently trying to become trilingual! I am, ofc, a native english speaker, I'm okay at spanish (though I could *really* use some practice), and now I'm learning Norwegian (largely with the intent of moving there to escape the hellhole that is the US)! So, yeah.
I am a fox.
Yo soy una zorra.
Jeg er en rev.

Re: lb
Jeg er også en rev

PRECIOUS MORTALS, I COME BEARING NEWS!

*ahem*

I finally finished my website and have put it on the internet! If you were excited by that screenshot earlier, just wait 'til you see the actual thing!

Interested? Find it at https://aurav.neocities.org/

Look! I made a website! Now I just need to actually put it on the internet!

For the first time in a while, I felt like me today. I have felt really good today. I've even gotten things done today. I've actually got the better part of a personal website. This is weird, given how I've been lately, but I welcome this. I hope it stays. I've missed this.

🎵 I need a gyro
I'm holding out for a gyro till the end of the night 🎵

Anxiety quelled. Now to go back to posting on less touchy subjects.

Now to leave and hope that, when I come back, my anxiety doesn't go "Told ya you shouldn't've posted that.

So, I'm going to *massively* overstep my territory here, both as a white person and as decidedly *not* a graphic designer, but I'm not sure that flag edit works, aesthetically speaking. I'm not exactly sold (though I like the thought), and I feel it might be better to redesign the trans flag entirely, rather than edit it. I've included a mockup of what I think might work, but it needs work and input from BlPOC before it's ready to be used. (So don't go using it yet.)

Embarrassing Aura fact of the day: the Lee Greenwood song (cover of?) God Bless the USA is also in Aura's GPM library. She actually used to like this song and agree with its general political message.

Thankfully, this period of Aura's life is long past her, and she realizes just how stupid her younger self was.

Fun/slightly embarrassing Aura fact of the day: Gangnam Style is the 4th most played track in Aura's Google Play Music library with 129 plays.

I had a vague idea of what this whole "socialist teeth" thing was about, but now that I know...

SOCIALIST TEETH

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