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my bestselling smut novel 

"Listen, Charon," said the boss. "it's your first day, so I'm going to make this simple. You see those three souls over there? You must ferry them to their final destination one at a time. It is imperative that none of them get horny. If you leave the fox girl alone with the bird girl, they'll fuck. If you leave the bird girl alone with the grain man, they'll fuck."

Charon frowned.

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RT @JohnDiesattheEn@twitter.com

This incredibly disturbing fake wikipedia page about the historic first guy to have his consciousness uploaded to a computer should win a Hugo award: qntm.org/mmacevedo from @qntm@twitter.com:

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn/st

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i'm tired of "trans rights are human rights" or even "trans people are human beings" because it does nothing to validate or fight for the crux of the point. trans women are women. trans men are men. non binary people are non binary. be more assertive.

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i literally have lesbian on my twitter handle. maple "lesbian" "mavica" syrup. that's my full name now. guardian of the lesbians. trans women are women. drink my piss if you disagree

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so hey how about this, since i get told so much i can't be a lesbian, how about this, women who don't think trans women are women, they can't be lesbians. i'm the new lesbian gatekeeper. fuck you

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we're going live now, come join us!

twitch.tv/mavica

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

in about an hour, tune in for another multiplayer date where @LaserScheme@twitter.com, @Atatra_Millie@twitter.com and i fend off for ourselves in the frigid hills of glacio (and possibly other planets) in !

twitch.tv/mavica

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

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in about an hour, tune in for another multiplayer date where @LaserScheme@twitter.com, @Atatra_Millie@twitter.com and i fend off for ourselves in the frigid hills of glacio (and possibly other planets) in !

twitch.tv/mavica

No context cursed thought of the hour 

Menstrual cup for dogs

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMPUTERFAIRI.ES!

4 years old and still running!

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cursed joke, lewd, pol??? 

Yeah, I'm really not convinced Obama's dick is that big around.

Guess you could say I'm a girther.

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Me bitching 

ISTG, listening to these presentations is the most infuriating thing possible. For fuck's sake, most of the people in this class are freshmen! They don't know how to make and give a proper presentation! I'm surprised I haven't seen more walls of text, but if I hear one more opening of "Hey, guys," I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind.

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hey earthlings and non-earthlings! tune in tonight in about an hour to watch us start our yakuza kiwami 2 longplay!

twitch.tv/mavica

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my respect for Powershell has modestly improved after learning this image is in their repo. i am not immune to Chibi_Avatar.png

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