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"yes, i would like my car to sound like its not functioning properly please. i would like to deliberately remove a valuable part of the exhaust system and go deaf so i can look cool"

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Uspol, I guess; frustration 

I hate this fucking country. There are many reasons, but for now, the one I currently care most about is our shitty, unreliable internet infrastructure. All my friends are online. All of them are online, we were hanging out, but WHOOPS, said vyve, TIME FOR ANOTHER INTERNET OUTAGE. And they're our only fucking option. Fuck this country and its stupid shitty internet infrastructure. Just...fuck it.

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it's tuesday, that means it's stream night, and tonight's stream is Yakuza Kiwami 2! come join us in about half an hour to beat up some miscreants!

twitch.tv/mavica

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my bestselling smut novel 

(take the bird girl over first, then the fox girl, then take bird girl back, exchange her for grain man and oh no fox girl got out and she's banging god oh no)

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my bestselling smut novel 

"Listen, Charon," said the boss. "it's your first day, so I'm going to make this simple. You see those three souls over there? You must ferry them to their final destination one at a time. It is imperative that none of them get horny. If you leave the fox girl alone with the bird girl, they'll fuck. If you leave the bird girl alone with the grain man, they'll fuck."

Charon frowned.

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RT @JohnDiesattheEn@twitter.com

This incredibly disturbing fake wikipedia page about the historic first guy to have his consciousness uploaded to a computer should win a Hugo award: qntm.org/mmacevedo from @qntm@twitter.com:

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn/st

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i'm tired of "trans rights are human rights" or even "trans people are human beings" because it does nothing to validate or fight for the crux of the point. trans women are women. trans men are men. non binary people are non binary. be more assertive.

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i literally have lesbian on my twitter handle. maple "lesbian" "mavica" syrup. that's my full name now. guardian of the lesbians. trans women are women. drink my piss if you disagree

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so hey how about this, since i get told so much i can't be a lesbian, how about this, women who don't think trans women are women, they can't be lesbians. i'm the new lesbian gatekeeper. fuck you

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we're going live now, come join us!

twitch.tv/mavica

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

in about an hour, tune in for another multiplayer date where @LaserScheme@twitter.com, @Atatra_Millie@twitter.com and i fend off for ourselves in the frigid hills of glacio (and possibly other planets) in !

twitch.tv/mavica

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

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in about an hour, tune in for another multiplayer date where @LaserScheme@twitter.com, @Atatra_Millie@twitter.com and i fend off for ourselves in the frigid hills of glacio (and possibly other planets) in !

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No context cursed thought of the hour 

Menstrual cup for dogs

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMPUTERFAIRI.ES!

4 years old and still running!

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