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"You've been kidnapped by the fae and now your only hope for survival is a guide to mushrooms."

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Hey folks, minor PSA regarding fediverse etiquette: autocensorship, word filters, and text-to-speech 

C*ns*r*ng w*rds l*k* th*s, by dropping asterisks or other symbols in the middle of the word in place of a letter? It breaks word filters and fucks up text-to-speech readers. Please don't.

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if i didn't reply to your text its because i exist within a chaotic maelstrom of ephemeral phenomena and sensory experiences where the only meaning or narrative continuity is that which arises in my own mind and also i forgot

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A little social tip from Emi 

Venting out your feelings is good, but please ask the other person before doing it! If they know that's what you're doing, they're much more likely to just listen quietly instead of trying to respond and give their opinion

Plus, you're giving them a chance to say it if they don't feel like they can handle someone else's emotional issues at the moment. You definitely don't want to do it umprompted if they can't

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"Ooh, what kinda stew ya making'?"
"Uhhhhh..."

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bees: good, cute, based
wasps: i will personally murder every single last one of them

uspol 

Sometimes, they just make it too easy...

New blog post: Every pronoun in the US constitution*

aurav.neocities.org/blog_posts

*Some restrictions may apply

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From the same conversation:
My mom: "I'm not gonna teach kids about pronouns."
Me: "Mom, you're an English teacher."
Mom: "Oh, yeah! You're right!"

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My mother, a teacher: "I'm not gonna teach kids anything."

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"Don't forget to palpate your meat."

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Finishing the story 

Got an idea? Too bad, time's up! So, we sit and wait. A few minutes later, he comes back, having grabbed a hay bale. Yep. One of the bales came off the trailer.

Gotta admit, it was kinda funny watching him zoom around in that tractor.

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So, we have the giant field behind our house, and recently, they've been mowing and baling everything and have been taking away the hay bales. Anyways, the guy who's been doing that just came in with the trailer still holding bales, leading us to wonder why he was bringing them back. He then, a few minutes later, flew out of here, this time in the tractor. I'll give you this moment to ponder on what could have happened.

And when I say "actually tastes like watermelon," I mean it. It doesn't taste like watermelon flavouring. It tastes like an actual watermelon. So, uh, if you like watermelon flavour but not watermelon itself...

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Okay, I know I joked about becoming a soda review twitter, but, uh, I tried another gimmick soda, so...

Mystery Fanta. I don't know if there's a not-zero-sugar version, but this is the zero sugar one because I'm good at not paying attention to that.

It's okay? Tastes fine. Certainly much better than space coke. I described as being dreamsicle but watermelon instead of orange. It's got vanilla. It's got watermelon that actually tastes like watermelon. Weird aftertaste, but not bad otherwise.

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I really, really dislike that every time the Chik-Fil-A discourse (or really any discourse about a shitty company) comes up, it derails into how its mediocre.

That's not the point, should never be the point, and if you let that become the point you move the discussion into a field of subjectivity you will never be able to make a valid point in.

The point should be that it doesn't matter. That getting "good" product shouldn't overtake the fact that the company is actively using its funding to promote harm.

Sometimes I take stupid online quizzes and, uh...You gotta tell me, doc! Is there a cure?! Is it terminal?!

Genshin 

We did it, folks! She finally admits it!

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