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hi please hire me i have over 8 years professional experience making computers do what i want and i've been failing to get a job anywhere for almost a whole year now and i need not to be homeless please

mynameiser.in/
maple.pet/tech

#transcrowdfund #mutualaid #hireme #fedihire

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Let’s get these two beautiful critters MARRIED. Give ‘em 5gbp, give ‘em 15, if you just bought a new Apple thing give ‘em 150, let’s gooooo I need to see @Atatra all dolled up and @mavica_again in a tuxedo!!! gofundme.com/f/get-taylor-and-

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i'm leaving the uk in 2 days. i don't know when i'll be able to come back. i have been denied a job anywhere for a year now. my savings are running out. we are scared. @Atatra and i need to be together to survive. please help. gofundme.com/f/get-taylor-and-

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if you care about disabled people at all, please put whatever money you can where your mouth is, i'm disabled and desperately need my partner with me long term, but that costs money to get a legal partnership arranged, please help gofund.me/580dbcb4

Needle talk 

I wasn't supposed to. I still have a few fake arm sticks to go. One of the instructors decided to throw me under the bus and declare me ready. I guess he was right.

Tomorrow should be fun.

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Needle talk 

I stuck a needle into someone's arm. Like, an actual person's arm. Not one of the fake arms. A real arm. I'm still shaking. Or, actually, the shaking probably started after. I was told I was steady. Holy fuck.

I drew blood from a real person...

And I did a great job.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Genshin 

I like how aside from Hu Tao and Venti, this entire gathering has gotten exceptionally awkward. I mean, Zhongli's also kinda vibin' with it, but poor Xiao. Lad looks like he's about to die of embarrassment.

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y'all.

do me a favor.

and share this pic.

i wanna see how viral a fox post can get on mastodon. 👀🦊

Genshin, caps 

THE LOOK ON THIS FUCKER'S FACE I AM DYING

The Last of Us spoilers, I guess 

So, I don't really know much about The Last of Us, but, like, did they try amphotericin? Fluconazole? Voriconazole? Flucytosine? Anything? Or did they just assume that antifungals would be useless for dealing with a fungal pathogen? I mean, apparently, they decided bombing a city was a better idea than public health measures, so who knows.

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what do you call pastry from new mexico 

an albucookie

Lewd version of someone else's joke 

There are 1+2i wolves inside me: the two imaginary ones y'all keep telling me about and one real one who's a tad upset I'm typing this joke out while he's trying to fuck me.

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I keep seeing articles about all these things that they called AI based but when I look at them closely they're definitely actually AI cringe

You ever just hear someone remark about not getting something and light up into the biggest smile because "Holy shit! I know this! It's time!" and you know you could just launch into a massive infodump? Mom's studying for her ESL certification and she remarked about not understanding how Russian was alphabetic and I just lit up. Just, "Ooh! I know my types of script! It's time! deep inhale" That was fun. I don't get to talk about that stuff much.

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sometimes you gotta be grateful to your computers. less thinkpad more thankpad

Thoughts after first week of phlebotomy classes 

Anyways, it is still really cool and I am really enjoying it. It's a cool field and I'm surrounded by some pretty cool folks, both instructors and classmates. Overall, I have no regrets, and if you think you're interested in going into medicine but aren't sure, a phlebotomy certification program is a pretty good way to get a foot in the door without getting too invested. Would recommend.

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Thoughts after first week of phlebotomy classes 

On the latter, there seriously is a lot. Regulations and laws; tube colours, additives and order of draw; proper procedures; different types of collection devices; different CLIA-waived tests; and I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting to mention. And I've got 8 weeks to learn it before I get thrust into a hospital to start doing it for real. Yeesh!

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Thoughts after first week of phlebotomy classes 

On the former, the tourniquet seems to be the bane of my existence right now. It's tricky to tie one of them things and to tie it just tight enough to restrict venous flow without just outright cutting off circulation. Also, for some reason, I always forget to undo it before taking the needle out :P

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